FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California

Oh, I get it. No.

The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina

Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.

Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois

Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.

Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California

I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.

I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas

That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.

Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina

Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.

Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina

You, my friend, are a bro fairy.

I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida

This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.

Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.

Beta fails again.

Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.

Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.

Fail Friday

This is just absurd.

Don’t let this ruin your weekend: