FAIL FRIDAY: Jean Cargo Shorts

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling the slam to shave her vag. TFM. Mowing her lawn yourself. RFM.
-Texas

You’re a sexual landscaper.

Peed on a house. Ate chicken strips. Bid card. TFM.
-Idaho

Sounds like the ideal rush experience.

Telling the slam “this is for 9/11 bitch” as you finish. TFM.
-Florida

Woah! Not cool, man. Not cool.

Yo TFM, so this geed asked me for a cup of sugar (he lives next door and was probs making a geed cake or some shit) and I had some, but I didn’t give it to him. YOLO haha. It’s a TFM.
–DeVry University

Once again I’d like to thank DeVry University for telling us all when “it’s a TFM.”

Making out with not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, but seven girls last night. TFM.
-Kansas

He’s the LeBron James of tonsel tennis.

Brother just kegstood for over half a minute. WTF (Way Too Fratty)
–Maryland

Apparently “kegstood” is the past tense of kegstand.

Girl in my economics class asked why I always bring empty Arnold Palmer bottles to class. I said I was doing a recycling project. She said “What’s it called? How can I get involved?” I responded, “You wouldn’t be interested. It’s the Redneck Recycling Project. Allow me demonstrate.” TFM.
-Indiana

What? I don’t fucking get it, but it feels like a rape took place.

My Foakleys would’nt fit in the over head compartment of my Frathoe, so I punched the shit out the compartment becuase I’m TFTC. I was sooo mad on such a coke rager that I mowed over Granny Grunt with my car. TFM.
-Tennessee

Who the hell is Granny Grunt? The FBI is going to start casing this website.

Pledged by myself and made it through ONLY PUSSIES DROP. TFM.
–Michigan

Ah, the elusive one man pledge class. The nationwide symbol of a fraternity’s success.

Slam got so drunk she threw up as she was giving me head last night. She kept going like a real sorostichamp. TFM.
–School o’ Da Hard Knocks

Please stop making up words and schools, you belligerent retards.

Looks like they threw a mixer at Camp Hope. Watch out for
Uncle Tony.

These guys really liked Magic Mike.

This is exactly what KA’s founding fathers had in mind.

Who gave the horse a bid?

He’s bringing the backwards upside down visor back!

Keep calm and hold dick.

Kitty took it down in .8 seconds.

Reverse upside-down 69. TFM.

Far left: jargo shorts. Far right: twink puts finger in “Dolph’s” ass.

Are these the guys spreading awareness or coping with disabilities?

Saving the environment, one embarrassing car ride at a time.

Just when Irish leprechaun fratter “Guy Seemen” thought his life couldn’t get any worse, here he is on Fail Friday.

If Reagan was alive he’d be terrified.

I challenge you to find a better beer bong fail.

Whenever I want easy public access I tell my girl to wear loose jorts.

Something tells me he didn’t get laid on this night.

“I didn’t come out here to hit balls. I came out here to get my fucking vogue on.”

Bud Light Lime from a straw is a real low point in life.

Is this really necessary?

Take notes. This is how you perform a double power point.

How do you get ready for a slip ‘n slide party?

I’m going! Especially if those two talented mother fuckers are there. Not really.

Holy shit, fat people are funny:

I’m almost positive that was The Joker laughing at the :33 second mark.

Candice Swanepoel chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Emily Kindt.