FAIL FRIDAY: Jean Cargo Shorts
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling the slam to shave her vag. TFM. Mowing her lawn yourself. RFM.
-Texas
You’re a sexual landscaper.
Peed on a house. Ate chicken strips. Bid card. TFM.
-Idaho
Sounds like the ideal rush experience.
Telling the slam “this is for 9/11 bitch” as you finish. TFM.
-Florida
Woah! Not cool, man. Not cool.
Yo TFM, so this geed asked me for a cup of sugar (he lives next door and was probs making a geed cake or some shit) and I had some, but I didn’t give it to him. YOLO haha. It’s a TFM.
–DeVry University
Once again I’d like to thank DeVry University for telling us all when “it’s a TFM.”
Making out with not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, but seven girls last night. TFM.
-Kansas
He’s the LeBron James of tonsel tennis.
Brother just kegstood for over half a minute. WTF (Way Too Fratty)
–Maryland
Apparently “kegstood” is the past tense of kegstand.
Girl in my economics class asked why I always bring empty Arnold Palmer bottles to class. I said I was doing a recycling project. She said “What’s it called? How can I get involved?” I responded, “You wouldn’t be interested. It’s the Redneck Recycling Project. Allow me demonstrate.” TFM.
-Indiana
What? I don’t fucking get it, but it feels like a rape took place.
My Foakleys would’nt fit in the over head compartment of my Frathoe, so I punched the shit out the compartment becuase I’m TFTC. I was sooo mad on such a coke rager that I mowed over Granny Grunt with my car. TFM.
-Tennessee
Who the hell is Granny Grunt? The FBI is going to start casing this website.
Pledged by myself and made it through ONLY PUSSIES DROP. TFM.
–Michigan
Ah, the elusive one man pledge class. The nationwide symbol of a fraternity’s success.
Slam got so drunk she threw up as she was giving me head last night. She kept going like a real sorostichamp. TFM.
–School o’ Da Hard Knocks
Please stop making up words and schools, you belligerent retards.
Looks like they threw a mixer at Camp Hope. Watch out for
Uncle Tony.
These guys really liked Magic Mike.
This is exactly what KA’s founding fathers had in mind.
He’s bringing the backwards upside down visor back!
Kitty took it down in .8 seconds.
Far left: jargo shorts. Far right: twink puts finger in “Dolph’s” ass.
Are these the guys spreading awareness or coping with disabilities?
Saving the environment, one embarrassing car ride at a time.
Just when Irish leprechaun fratter “Guy Seemen” thought his life couldn’t get any worse, here he is on Fail Friday.
If Reagan was alive he’d be terrified.
I challenge you to find a better beer bong fail.
Whenever I want easy public access I tell my girl to wear loose jorts.
Something tells me he didn’t get laid on this night.
“I didn’t come out here to hit balls. I came out here to get my fucking vogue on.”
Bud Light Lime from a straw is a real low point in life.
Take notes. This is how you perform a double power point.
How do you get ready for a slip ‘n slide party?
I’m going! Especially if those two talented mother fuckers are there. Not really.
Holy shit, fat people are funny:
I’m almost positive that was The Joker laughing at the :33 second mark.
Candice Swanepoel chaser:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Emily Kindt.
I’m trying to think of appropriate objects to go in the jargo pocket. Maybe a swear jar and your virginity?
12 years ago at 1:07 pmcant forget the gameboy and the retainer
12 years ago at 1:52 pmThat horse picture is hilarious. Should be on the real TFM photos page.
12 years ago at 1:59 pm^
12 years ago at 10:00 amIf you are wondering about the bottle recycling project, look up “bottle girl terre haute”. It just happened a couple weeks ago.
12 years ago at 2:07 pmDear God, that guy is hung like a horse.
12 years ago at 2:44 pm* Hung like a TKE
12 years ago at 2:50 pmNo but really, where’s fail friday?
12 years ago at 2:56 pmFuckin Jethro the cat. Always bongin shit.
12 years ago at 3:25 pmSigma Pi at Minnesota doing what they do best.
12 years ago at 4:23 pmHe will learn, he’s just a pledge.
12 years ago at 7:48 pmSigma Pi – the black fraternity at the University of Minnesota.
12 years ago at 9:42 amTo the Florida post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uhnmrJgvTc
12 years ago at 5:04 pmWomen are allowed to take economics classes?
12 years ago at 6:14 pmYea they can but it’s not like they have a chance in hell of passing because I imagine that to do math in the kitchen while they’re cooking is extremely tough
12 years ago at 10:38 amNot gonna lie that cat bonging the beer cracked my ass up
12 years ago at 10:25 pmIndeed
12 years ago at 10:25 am