FAIL FRIDAY: Johnny Tryhard
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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I got that summertime, summertime fratness. Haha TFM.

Lana del Frey (Frat Rey) in the building, y’all.

The intern’s butthole being permanently widened from the number of times he’s stuck his thumb in there to relax himself. TFM.

I do that. It’s true, and it works.

The one hot pledge that you know has a very likely chance of stealing your girl so you plant 500 kilos of coke in his dorm, call the RA, thus getting him expelled, and you continue to cum on your girl, safe of any other frocks killing the vibe. TFM.

Well that’s one way to handle a threat.

Every time I’m in the streets I hear “FROCK! FROCK! FROCK! FROCK!” TFM.

Frendrick (Frat Kendrick) Lamar in the building, y’all.

Always being the guy who subtly has his dick out in group photos. TFM.

As long as you’re subtle about it.

Having way too big of a penis for your own good. TFM.

That’s a shame. A real waste of penis.

I love you until the end of fraternity. Lol not eternity. Literally once this party ends I’m never talking to you. One night stands. TFM.

You are human garbage.

Paycheck budgeted out so far: Johnny Walker, Maker’s, couple cases of Corona, and condoms I guess. TFM.

Thanks for sharing.

Would you rather bang the hottest guy in the world or the ugliest chick in the world? If the guy’s in the frat, you know my answer. TFM.

What an odd hypothetical situation to discuss.

Got pulled over on suspected drunk driving, and when I was asked to recite the alphabet, I gave the officer the Greek Alphabet. Backwards too. TFM.

Bold strategy, Johnny Tryhard. How’d that work out for you?

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He's really excited about that gigantic flask.
He’s really excited about that gigantic flask.
Giving out free beer bongs to the handicapped. TFM.
Giving out free beer bongs to the handicapped. TFM.
If you have Old Crow Medicine Show sign your actual wagon wheel, you're trying the hardest.
If you have Old Crow Medicine Show sign your actual wagon wheel, you’re trying the hardest.
Raise it high.
Raise it high.
A couple of dorks.
A couple of dorks.
Mmm comfy.
Mmm comfy.
I'm too stoned for this picture.
I’m too stoned for this picture.
Oh come on, man.
Oh come on, man.
Mmmm yummy.
Mmmm yummy.
It points to his belly button.
It points to his belly button.
Getting horizontal. TFM.
Getting horizontal. TFM.
Shitting on the floor in the fetal position. TFM.
Shitting on the floor in the fetal position. TFM.
The Beer Queen.
The Beer Queen.
But first, let me take a selfie looking like I just murdered a small village.
But first, let me take a selfie looking like I just murdered a small village.
Mmmm sexy.
Mmmm sexy.
Looks like their dates are having a killer time.
Looks like their dates are having a killer time.
Love.
Love.
His frock was out.
His frock was out.
Young and reckless and covered in pee.
Young and reckless and covered in pee.
Yes.
Yes.

Cups Remix

The Best Song In The World

Chaser

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  2. Frattios and sperrys

    I’m so disappointed that the term frock has sustained and become a thing. God damn it..

    10 years ago at 12:54 pm
      2. BetaClassHero

        This isn’t the first time we were on Fail Friday, and I know it won’t be the last. 😛 I know a bunch of my Brothers look like goobs, but they’re kick-ass guys. It doesn’t matter though, because our serenade gets the bitches moist. Aaaaaand that’s when we use our boners.

        10 years ago at 2:58 pm
      21. FuckAllCargos

        The only real fraternities are social fraternities. You guys may have letters, but you’re far from truly being in a fraternity.

        10 years ago at 9:10 pm
      22. PMAPK

        Phi Mu Alpha is a social fraternity. The only difference between Phi Mu Alpha and other social fraternities is that Phi Mu Alpha is not part of the NIC. A simple Google search would tell you that.

        Also, our fraternity is founded on the same concept of friendship and brotherhood as everyone else, we just happen to share the common bond of music. I’m proud to be a brother and could honestly care less what a bunch of anonymous posts say about it not being “real.”

        10 years ago at 5:38 pm
      26. Dickchugger

        Was gonna shit on this guy, but you guys took everything I was gonna say right out of my mouth. Bravo.

        10 years ago at 8:53 pm
    1. OnceAPikeAlwaysAPike

      This is how I imagine the intern being rewarded for not doing a completely shit job

      10 years ago at 1:42 pm
  6. DornFromMajorLeague

    In regards to the chaser, I haven’t seen so much fringe on clothing since the last time I went to an Indian leather shop in Gatlinburg

    10 years ago at 1:42 pm
    2. SigmaAlpha_Boner

      I’m sure that you are their annoying groupie that they just can’t get rid of…….and you call them OCMS

      10 years ago at 3:11 am
  10. ThisIsWhyWeChop

    Win $1,000,000 Playing Fantasy Baseball For One Day? I love fantasy baseball, but fuck you, intern.

    10 years ago at 2:26 pm