FAIL FRIDAY: Johnny Tryhard
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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I got that summertime, summertime fratness. Haha TFM.

Lana del Frey (Frat Rey) in the building, y’all.

The intern’s butthole being permanently widened from the number of times he’s stuck his thumb in there to relax himself. TFM.

I do that. It’s true, and it works.

The one hot pledge that you know has a very likely chance of stealing your girl so you plant 500 kilos of coke in his dorm, call the RA, thus getting him expelled, and you continue to cum on your girl, safe of any other frocks killing the vibe. TFM.

Well that’s one way to handle a threat.

Every time I’m in the streets I hear “FROCK! FROCK! FROCK! FROCK!” TFM.

Frendrick (Frat Kendrick) Lamar in the building, y’all.

Always being the guy who subtly has his dick out in group photos. TFM.

As long as you’re subtle about it.

Having way too big of a penis for your own good. TFM.

That’s a shame. A real waste of penis.

I love you until the end of fraternity. Lol not eternity. Literally once this party ends I’m never talking to you. One night stands. TFM.

You are human garbage.

Paycheck budgeted out so far: Johnny Walker, Maker’s, couple cases of Corona, and condoms I guess. TFM.

Thanks for sharing.

Would you rather bang the hottest guy in the world or the ugliest chick in the world? If the guy’s in the frat, you know my answer. TFM.

What an odd hypothetical situation to discuss.

Got pulled over on suspected drunk driving, and when I was asked to recite the alphabet, I gave the officer the Greek Alphabet. Backwards too. TFM.

Bold strategy, Johnny Tryhard. How’d that work out for you?

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He's really excited about that gigantic flask.
He’s really excited about that gigantic flask.
Giving out free beer bongs to the handicapped. TFM.
Giving out free beer bongs to the handicapped. TFM.
If you have Old Crow Medicine Show sign your actual wagon wheel, you're trying the hardest.
If you have Old Crow Medicine Show sign your actual wagon wheel, you’re trying the hardest.
Raise it high.
Raise it high.
A couple of dorks.
A couple of dorks.
Mmm comfy.
Mmm comfy.
I'm too stoned for this picture.
I’m too stoned for this picture.
Oh come on, man.
Oh come on, man.
Mmmm yummy.
Mmmm yummy.
It points to his belly button.
It points to his belly button.
Getting horizontal. TFM.
Getting horizontal. TFM.
Shitting on the floor in the fetal position. TFM.
Shitting on the floor in the fetal position. TFM.
The Beer Queen.
The Beer Queen.
But first, let me take a selfie looking like I just murdered a small village.
But first, let me take a selfie looking like I just murdered a small village.
Mmmm sexy.
Mmmm sexy.
Looks like their dates are having a killer time.
Looks like their dates are having a killer time.
Love.
Love.
His frock was out.
His frock was out.
Young and reckless and covered in pee.
Young and reckless and covered in pee.
Yes.
Yes.

Cups Remix

The Best Song In The World

Chaser

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  4. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    500 kilos seems like overkill. You could prolly hire a hitman for 800 off of craigslist

    10 years ago at 2:52 pm
  6. DrShooterMcGavz

    I wish the intern was Jarred Remy’s girlfriend. He has the likability of a school bus fire.

    10 years ago at 3:58 pm