FAIL FRIDAY: Keeping It In The Family
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
You and your boy giggling as you order ‘double meat’ from the semi attractive Latina girl at Chipotle so she knows what you guys are about. TFM
“Oh damn, double meat? It’s obvious what these guys are about.” – the semi-attractive Latina girl working at Chipotle
Telling the cop you don’t have your permit to carry your cannon of a frock with you while getting arrested. TFM.
Should have just kept your frock cannon concealed and your mouth shut.
Still mackin on your girl even after she sucks off your dads hammer dick. TFTC TFM
Keeping it in the family is frat.
Respectfully sucking on her tits. TFM
Chivalry is still alive and well.
Being in your early twenties and being fat, having type 2 diabetes, and having children of your own. TFM.
Get it the fuck together, man.
Eating chicken wings 2 at a time because of my 2 finger rule. TFM.
Makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
When your buddy was a virgin till he got to OU, went a week in then slammed his first sausage wallet and went on to slay the dragon in his first semester #TFM
Slamming sausage wallets. RFM.
Your slam pieces clit being bigger than your frock. #cocaine
Either your slam has a monster clit or you have the smallest frock in the world.
Getting a hard on dancing with a girl at a concert in another state and realizing it was your cousin mid otp pussy rub but keep on going till the end of the song. TFM.
What is wrong with you?
My mom told me she used to be a cheerleader. Took that bitch to town that night in her old outfit while she did her old cheer. “Raw, raw, shish-coom bah!” TFM
Never change.
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FIRST!!!!!
10 years ago at 1:58 pmfind bleach, pour a glass for the intern, Hogarth, and yourself, and chug it.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmI know right? Fuck those guys
10 years ago at 2:18 pmLooks like you’re going for a steady last.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmBeat me to it :/
10 years ago at 2:35 pm:-/ *
10 years ago at 2:42 pmTry again next week, Cedar.
10 years ago at 11:40 pmWho else remembers the “first” post guy back in the day? I think his name was FirstpostOX or something.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmThose guys were gosh damn wizards. There were 2 accounts FIRSTpostOX and FiRSTpostOX (with a capital i) and they’d have a comment within a minute of everything posted on the site.
10 years ago at 2:47 pmJesus I’m an idiot, one had a capital i the other had a lowercase L instead of an i.
10 years ago at 2:52 pmSo close
10 years ago at 1:58 pmIf this had been any later, I’d have assumed the intern was pregnant.
10 years ago at 1:59 pmDang Interm your so bad at your job! No pay, sikeeee you never get paid ROTFL
10 years ago at 2:48 pmlol railshotchicks69? Dorn I found u a middle schooler.
10 years ago at 3:03 pmfail friday was arresting that hero in south carolina. fuckincoons
10 years ago at 5:49 pmButtfuck yourself with a pineapple
10 years ago at 10:49 amHi guys! It’s your favorite feminist back from the dead! I’ve been going to so many women’s empowerment movements lately, I just haven’t had time to teach you boys NOT TO RAPE!
10 years ago at 3:02 pmCan I pee in your butt?
10 years ago at 3:05 pmShow us your tits or GTFO!
10 years ago at 3:18 pmNO! Please don’t remove any clothing you disgusting cunt
10 years ago at 4:49 pmSo TFM, if I make a Native American/Jewish/African/female persona I’m able to so say and do whatever the fuck I want? Without any fear of repercussions because if it any came down on me I would be the victim and yall the racist, sexist, antisemits, oppressors?
10 years ago at 5:05 pmYou nailed it bud
10 years ago at 7:35 pmCan I curb stomp your fish box so you can’t breed
10 years ago at 8:09 pmLooks like Shamu got beached again and is bitter because she’s too dry and old to swim with anymore.
10 years ago at 8:31 pmI call bullshit we don’t have the technology to reanimate a corpse and further more literally nobody would want you to come back to life
10 years ago at 10:43 amHow are you not blackballed?
10 years ago at 2:21 pmWell..the dad getting a hummer from his sons gf is a TFM
10 years ago at 2:00 pmthat’s cool but where are the forums?
10 years ago at 2:01 pmOld Dorno pulled a Stalin by purging the forums after we “abused” our privileges by posting shit that may or may not have been against the rules.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmPosting content that may or may not have been against the rules. TTFMFM
10 years ago at 4:50 pmHalf of the shit you posted in the pictures section could have been included in this… and it’s still late.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmGolf clap for the fedora guy. Bold statement.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmfuck you Intern
10 years ago at 2:05 pmTKE the fail org.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmThis site is the sole reason behind high schoolers captioning their bathroom selfies as “Frat Star”.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmOMG, I totally own a collared shirt and khakis, just like people on TFM! Frat st*r
10 years ago at 3:00 pmI monitor my little brothers social media just in case he pulls this bullshit move. I’ll kill him
10 years ago at 5:23 pmDorn monitors your little brother’s social media as well, for different reasons though.
10 years ago at 8:07 am