FAIL FRIDAY: Keeping It In The Family

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

You and your boy giggling as you order ‘double meat’ from the semi attractive Latina girl at Chipotle so she knows what you guys are about. TFM

“Oh damn, double meat? It’s obvious what these guys are about.” – the semi-attractive Latina girl working at Chipotle

Telling the cop you don’t have your permit to carry your cannon of a frock with you while getting arrested. TFM.

Should have just kept your frock cannon concealed and your mouth shut.

Still mackin on your girl even after she sucks off your dads hammer dick. TFTC TFM

Keeping it in the family is frat.

Respectfully sucking on her tits. TFM

Chivalry is still alive and well.

Being in your early twenties and being fat, having type 2 diabetes, and having children of your own. TFM.

Get it the fuck together, man.

Eating chicken wings 2 at a time because of my 2 finger rule. TFM.

Makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

When your buddy was a virgin till he got to OU, went a week in then slammed his first sausage wallet and went on to slay the dragon in his first semester #TFM

Slamming sausage wallets. RFM.

Your slam pieces clit being bigger than your frock. #cocaine

Either your slam has a monster clit or you have the smallest frock in the world.

Getting a hard on dancing with a girl at a concert in another state and realizing it was your cousin mid otp pussy rub but keep on going till the end of the song. TFM.

What is wrong with you?

My mom told me she used to be a cheerleader. Took that bitch to town that night in her old outfit while she did her old cheer. “Raw, raw, shish-coom bah!” TFM

Never change.

Really? That's the face you settled on?
Really? That’s the face you settled on?
"Oh damn, this is where they sell Sperrys."
“Oh damn, this is where they sell Sperrys.”
TFedoraM.
TFedoraM.
It's like some of you are trying to make Fail Friday.
It’s like some of you are trying to make Fail Friday.
He's milking him.
He’s milking him.
And everyone got pregnant within a 5-mile radius.
And everyone got pregnant within a 5-mile radius.
Man down.
Man down.
Would make a great chalk outline.
Would make a great chalk outline.
You're doing too much.
You’re doing too much.
Frackwards hats and frandals.
Frackwards hats and frandals.

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    1. HawaiianShirtFridays

      find bleach, pour a glass for the intern, Hogarth, and yourself, and chug it.

      10 years ago at 2:06 pm
    2. Larry_Sellers

      Who else remembers the “first” post guy back in the day? I think his name was FirstpostOX or something.

      10 years ago at 2:39 pm
      1. Loess Hills Panther

        Those guys were gosh damn wizards. There were 2 accounts FIRSTpostOX and FiRSTpostOX (with a capital i) and they’d have a comment within a minute of everything posted on the site.

        10 years ago at 2:47 pm
      2. Loess Hills Panther

        Jesus I’m an idiot, one had a capital i the other had a lowercase L instead of an i.

        10 years ago at 2:52 pm
    1. RailsHotChicks69

      Dang Interm your so bad at your job! No pay, sikeeee you never get paid ROTFL

      10 years ago at 2:48 pm
    2. Rad_Fem1920

      Hi guys! It’s your favorite feminist back from the dead! I’ve been going to so many women’s empowerment movements lately, I just haven’t had time to teach you boys NOT TO RAPE!

      10 years ago at 3:02 pm
      1. So TFM, if I make a Native American/Jewish/African/female persona I’m able to so say and do whatever the fuck I want? Without any fear of repercussions because if it any came down on me I would be the victim and yall the racist, sexist, antisemits, oppressors?

        10 years ago at 5:05 pm
      2. SpecialK339

        Looks like Shamu got beached again and is bitter because she’s too dry and old to swim with anymore.

        10 years ago at 8:31 pm
      3. Chedda B 225

        I call bullshit we don’t have the technology to reanimate a corpse and further more literally nobody would want you to come back to life

        10 years ago at 10:43 am
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Old Dorno pulled a Stalin by purging the forums after we “abused” our privileges by posting shit that may or may not have been against the rules.

      10 years ago at 2:35 pm
  1. Nigel Fratters

    Half of the shit you posted in the pictures section could have been included in this… and it’s still late.

    10 years ago at 2:04 pm
  2. Sperry TopSlammer

    This site is the sole reason behind high schoolers captioning their bathroom selfies as “Frat Star”.

    10 years ago at 2:05 pm
    1. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

      OMG, I totally own a collared shirt and khakis, just like people on TFM! Frat st*r

      10 years ago at 3:00 pm
      1. The Boz

        I monitor my little brothers social media just in case he pulls this bullshit move. I’ll kill him

        10 years ago at 5:23 pm
      2. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

        Dorn monitors your little brother’s social media as well, for different reasons though.

        10 years ago at 8:07 am