FAIL FRIDAY: Keeping It In The Family
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

You and your boy giggling as you order ‘double meat’ from the semi attractive Latina girl at Chipotle so she knows what you guys are about. TFM

“Oh damn, double meat? It’s obvious what these guys are about.” – the semi-attractive Latina girl working at Chipotle

Telling the cop you don’t have your permit to carry your cannon of a frock with you while getting arrested. TFM.

Should have just kept your frock cannon concealed and your mouth shut.

Still mackin on your girl even after she sucks off your dads hammer dick. TFTC TFM

Keeping it in the family is frat.

Respectfully sucking on her tits. TFM

Chivalry is still alive and well.

Being in your early twenties and being fat, having type 2 diabetes, and having children of your own. TFM.

Get it the fuck together, man.

Eating chicken wings 2 at a time because of my 2 finger rule. TFM.

Makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

When your buddy was a virgin till he got to OU, went a week in then slammed his first sausage wallet and went on to slay the dragon in his first semester #TFM

Slamming sausage wallets. RFM.

Your slam pieces clit being bigger than your frock. #cocaine

Either your slam has a monster clit or you have the smallest frock in the world.

Getting a hard on dancing with a girl at a concert in another state and realizing it was your cousin mid otp pussy rub but keep on going till the end of the song. TFM.

What is wrong with you?

My mom told me she used to be a cheerleader. Took that bitch to town that night in her old outfit while she did her old cheer. “Raw, raw, shish-coom bah!” TFM

Never change.

Really? That's the face you settled on?
Really? That’s the face you settled on?
"Oh damn, this is where they sell Sperrys."
“Oh damn, this is where they sell Sperrys.”
TFedoraM.
TFedoraM.
It's like some of you are trying to make Fail Friday.
It’s like some of you are trying to make Fail Friday.
He's milking him.
He’s milking him.
And everyone got pregnant within a 5-mile radius.
And everyone got pregnant within a 5-mile radius.
Man down.
Man down.
Would make a great chalk outline.
Would make a great chalk outline.
You're doing too much.
You’re doing too much.
Frackwards hats and frandals.
Frackwards hats and frandals.

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  6. oldslappy

    On the first photo, all real rich people know a watch goes on the left hand asshole.

    10 years ago at 2:22 pm
    1. Larry_Sellers

      It is on his left hand. It’s a picture of his reflection in the mirror, fuckass.

      10 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. TokenSportsGuys

      You must be slower than the intern. Watches go on your non-writing hand as to not drag on the paper when you write shit down or damage the integrity of the watch.

      10 years ago at 3:00 pm
    3. StephenFrolbert

      Or it can go on the right, like for example, if you’re left handed dumbass. Watches always go on the non-dominant wrist

      10 years ago at 3:02 pm
      2. Chedda B 225

        If I was a TKE I would be hanging my head in shame somewhere very far away from this sight.

        10 years ago at 8:11 pm
  9. Fraiking

    There is a way to disrespectfully suck on a girls tits. And that is the way it should be done.

    10 years ago at 2:39 pm
  11. Chubbs_Peterson

    Intern, you’re worse than the piece of shit I passed while not reading this article earlier. Your mother should have flushed you down the toilet

    10 years ago at 2:50 pm