FAIL FRIDAY: Kill It With Fire
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Eating butt then kissing your parents. TFM.

You foul, disgusting pig.

“I don’t think my wheelchair can make it up the stairs,” as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and push her to your room to bang. TFM.

Nothing wrong with banging a chick in a chair.

Told this bitch I got a new car. TFM.

Log out, throw your computer out the window, and never come back.

Jacking off listening to your bro slam some hot bitch you couldn’t get. TFM.

We’ve ALL done this.

I’ve spent all week contemplating how to sneak a keg into my dorm!

Alright? What do you want me to do about it?

When your friends throw you in the shower after a totally frat night of drinking and your massive chest blocks the drain and you flood the dorm and get kicked of the football team. TFM.

The fuck.

Living life with the looks of Kennedy, the swagger of Reagan, the charisma of Clinton, and the dick size of Obama. TFM.

You seen’t Barry’s cock?

Replying, “Nah bro, I’m chill,” when you are obviously not chill. TFM.

That’s just called being a liar. You’re a dirty rotten liar.

Taking an addy before finals to focus but it dosent wear off when your done so you polish your lax trophies. TFM.

You do you, lax bro.

Going down on your sister cause incest is the frattiest shit of them all and I think you can get tax breaks if you have a retard for a kid or some shit like that. Either way mom will take care of it or I’ll just take it out back and kill it or sell it to some one for twenty bucks. Maybe he’ll be like radio and do some inspiring shit and I’ll get a movie deal either way I’m getting some serious poonage tonight bros. TFM.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK
RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK
Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.
Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.
Mickey is a fucking geed.
Mickey is a fucking geed.
Peter Parker didngt get a bid.
Peter Parker didn’t get a bid.
America hates you, son.
America hates you, son.
Man down.
Man down.
Say, uh, whats with the dude on the left?
Say, uh, what’s with the dude on the left?
Some guys just cant handle graduation.
Some guys just cant handle graduation.
Dawg got that booty juice.
Dawg got that booty juice.
Gang of goobers.
Gang of goobers.
Cant even spell their own damn states name.
Can’t even spell their own damn state’s name.
Youll get nothing and like it.
You’ll get nothing and like it.
HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE
HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE
Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica
Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica
Man upside down.
Man upside down.
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
She's totally into it.
She’s totally into you.
I had to blur out the dude's crack because we apparently don't allow crack.
I had to blur out the dude’s crack because we apparently don’t allow crack anymore.
All that glass is gonna shatter in the morning OMG.
All that glass is totally gonna shatter in the morning OMG.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Double Chaser

    1. DillonChereveve

      Do you really sit here and keep track of what time the articles come out? More power to you, champ.

      10 years ago at 2:44 pm
    2. Henry_Eighth

      You need to work on your delivery. Try it like this: “Late again. Fuck you, Intern.”

      10 years ago at 4:45 pm
      1. LouFerrigno

        Breaking character here, but have you seen Whiplash? Best pledge educator of all time.

        10 years ago at 2:04 pm
      2. Tuco_1855

        I have. I know there’s been “frattiest movie characters of all time” lists posted to TFM in the past but this guy alone should force a revision. He’s a top tenor for sure. (get it, tenor) lol.

        10 years ago at 2:17 pm
      3. Beecher1843

        Best movie of last year my man. You know that guy was a pledge educator at some point in his life.

        10 years ago at 4:30 pm
    2. Father Pat

      Also that dog looks terrified. I bet that’s not the first time the dog has seen those brass knuckles. #GodHelpThatDog

      10 years ago at 11:55 am
  6. ButtpeeNation

    Is it me or does the guy in the last picture with the blue cutoff not have any legs?

    10 years ago at 1:46 pm
    1. DornFromMajorLeague

      Mickey is wearing white linen pants and a Hawaiian…. that’s pretty fuckin’ frat.

      10 years ago at 1:53 pm
  10. Only4.99

    Unfortunately I feel that we will see far to many ΣΑΕ post in the near future. RIP pledgeship.

    10 years ago at 1:48 pm
      2. ny fratstar 24

        Can somebody actually please explain to me why this fruitcake hasn’t been balled to death?

        10 years ago at 6:12 pm
      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I think I’ve figured it out. This is the same dipshit behind some of the other recent trolling accounts that have been balled. Every time he gets the axe, he just makes another account. Persistent, but ultimately, just sad. Let’s all take a minute and pity this poor pathetic excuse of a human being. On second thought, fuck him and his parents for not pulling out.

        10 years ago at 8:07 pm