FAIL FRIDAY: Kill It With Fire
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Eating butt then kissing your parents. TFM.

You foul, disgusting pig.

“I don’t think my wheelchair can make it up the stairs,” as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and push her to your room to bang. TFM.

Nothing wrong with banging a chick in a chair.

Told this bitch I got a new car. TFM.

Log out, throw your computer out the window, and never come back.

Jacking off listening to your bro slam some hot bitch you couldn’t get. TFM.

We’ve ALL done this.

I’ve spent all week contemplating how to sneak a keg into my dorm!

Alright? What do you want me to do about it?

When your friends throw you in the shower after a totally frat night of drinking and your massive chest blocks the drain and you flood the dorm and get kicked of the football team. TFM.

The fuck.

Living life with the looks of Kennedy, the swagger of Reagan, the charisma of Clinton, and the dick size of Obama. TFM.

You seen’t Barry’s cock?

Replying, “Nah bro, I’m chill,” when you are obviously not chill. TFM.

That’s just called being a liar. You’re a dirty rotten liar.

Taking an addy before finals to focus but it dosent wear off when your done so you polish your lax trophies. TFM.

You do you, lax bro.

Going down on your sister cause incest is the frattiest shit of them all and I think you can get tax breaks if you have a retard for a kid or some shit like that. Either way mom will take care of it or I’ll just take it out back and kill it or sell it to some one for twenty bucks. Maybe he’ll be like radio and do some inspiring shit and I’ll get a movie deal either way I’m getting some serious poonage tonight bros. TFM.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK
RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK
Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.
Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.
Mickey is a fucking geed.
Mickey is a fucking geed.
Peter Parker didngt get a bid.
Peter Parker didn’t get a bid.
America hates you, son.
America hates you, son.
Man down.
Man down.
Say, uh, whats with the dude on the left?
Say, uh, what’s with the dude on the left?
Some guys just cant handle graduation.
Some guys just cant handle graduation.
Dawg got that booty juice.
Dawg got that booty juice.
Gang of goobers.
Gang of goobers.
Cant even spell their own damn states name.
Can’t even spell their own damn state’s name.
Youll get nothing and like it.
You’ll get nothing and like it.
HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE
HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE
Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica
Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica
Man upside down.
Man upside down.
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
She's totally into it.
She’s totally into you.
I had to blur out the dude's crack because we apparently don't allow crack.
I had to blur out the dude’s crack because we apparently don’t allow crack anymore.
All that glass is gonna shatter in the morning OMG.
All that glass is totally gonna shatter in the morning OMG.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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  2. Perfect_Cell

    Despite fucking his face up for life, that was great form on dat scissor kick from that video (TRonaldoM?).

    Also that chick getting grossed out by the kissing SAE.. IBOTD material

    10 years ago at 3:19 pm
  3. Benjamin Martin

    How about a TFM Exec video on your meeting where y’all decided to blur ass suddenly. What happened- Dorn get too excited over all the male ass pics flooding in?

    10 years ago at 3:27 pm
  4. The Deep V Diver

    After seeing this if there was a chant about me or my kind never being an ΣΑΕ, I would take it as a compliment

    10 years ago at 3:29 pm
  5. KeystoneNFrattyLight

    Those ΣΑΕ kids looked like the kind that of kids that threatened to shoot up their high schools

    10 years ago at 3:38 pm
  6. Nyle Quil

    I can’t decide who’s face is more punchable, brass knuckles or the douche wearing the bandana

    10 years ago at 3:43 pm
  9. Fraiking

    “Replying, “Nah bro, I’m chill,” when you are obviously not chill. TFM.” – This is what happens when you put Fraternities in California. A bunch of surfer bros mad of bitch ass material.

    10 years ago at 4:03 pm