FAIL FRIDAY: Lacking In Honor
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Being the best looking dude in the room while still giving 0 fucks. TFM.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I ate my slam out for 69 hours straight. Everything I eat now tastes like frat. TFM.

No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.

They said, “Little bro, you were given a bid to do frat things.” And you know what? They were right. TFM.

I want to uppercut you right in the dick.

A GDI asked me today why I thought I was better than him. I responded, “Because one of my shotguns is worth more than your car.” TFM.

And the try-hard gods smiled upon you this day.

Having pink eye and hooking up with a girl then deny having pink eye the next day. TFM.

That’s not really something you can outright deny. Pretty obvious symptoms.

Being a fifth year and still hanging out around the local high school to hit on girls that are untainted. TFM.

There is more than a 100% chance this dude does prison time at some point.

Not being able to achieve an erection without having a gun to your head. TFM.

You have deeply rooted psychological issues, friend.

I’m not gay, but a good looking man in a tight pair of baseball pants revs my engines. TFM.

You just have an appreciation for the male physique, that’s all.

If I get a boner in class, I punch it as hard as I can till it goes away. TFM.

Good move. Best not to make a scene.

Legally changing your name to Pablo so you can tell people the new Kanye album is based on your life. TFM.

Being declared clinically insane because you’re clinically insane. TFM.

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Everyone has to sleep somewhere.
Everyone has to sleep somewhere.
Cool sleeve tat.
Cool sleeve tat.
Homer is probably the coolest member of the chapter.
Homer is probably the coolest member of the chapter.
You dumb sons of bitches.
You dumb sons of bitches.
What in the shit?
What in the shit?
Damn, dude. Kicking him while he's down.
Damn, dude. Kicking him while he’s down.
He might never make it out from under there.
He might never make it out from under there.
Tony Stark in the house.
Tony Stark in the house.
Bet the girls thought this was so cute!
Bet the girls thought this was so cute!
Hey, chucko, that doesn't smell like mud.
Hey, chucko, that doesn’t smell like mud.
Total scumbag move.
Total scumbag move.
The lights are on but no one is home.
The lights are on but no one is home.
Goob squad in formation.
Goob squad in formation.
That is where you belong. On the ground. With trash.
That is where you belong. On the ground. With trash.
You people are shameless.
You people are shameless.
That is one hell of a piss puddle.
That is one hell of a piss puddle.
The above human did not have sex that night.
The above human did not have sex that night.
Punch yourself in the face.
Punch yourself in the face.
Pooping and puking. TFM.
Pooping and puking. TFM.
Got a little on your shirt there, chief.
Got a little on your shirt there, chief.
Just another princess.
Just another princess.

TKE Spring 2016 Rush Video

I’m a Rambler (Rambler Things)

If The Revenant Was Made By A Fraternity

Sorority girl down. #TFM

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Public intoxication. #TFM

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Enjoying the outdoors. #TFM

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  4. Legends of the Hidden Temple

    Good god that TKE video…….Not sure why didn’t show us their safe space and feel the bern shrine either.

    10 years ago at 6:49 pm