Fail Friday: Language Barriers
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I lost by 1 point in overtime in my first game of Madden ’12, I caused thousands of dollars of property damage and wounded a prospective student. TFM.
-Kansas

It’s just a game. Take the intensity down a notch or two.

No’shave’meber. NF. No’shave’meber, Decembeard, and Januhairy. TFM.
-Kentucky

Buy a razor you hipster clown. I bet you work at Game Stop.

She called me her slam piece, so I gorilla glued her vagina shut. TFM.
-Tennessee

Said the serial killer to the FBI agent.

That geed Percy from the Green Mile stomping on the frat mouse and ending Mr. Jingles’s life. NF. The huge black guy John Coffey using his fratastic powers to revive the mouse which cause it to live for over 65 years. TFM.
-Iowa

If there is one word to describe John Coffey’s powers it is “fratastic.”

Left chapter early to go to the gym. Douche move? No I think not. TFM.
-California

I think so.

Playing golf makes me wish I were gay. My grip would give amazing handjobs. TFM.
-Texas

…

Being on your third beer before you get out of bed in the morning. TFM.
-Alabama

Drinking in bed is like eating in bed. It’s just pathetic.

Random GDI passed out on our couch with his shoes on. Instead of drawing on him, we all took turns jizzing on his face. TFM.
-Virginia

The consequences for falling asleep with your shoes on keep getting worse and worse.

Setting your pet bird on fire so your neighbors think you have a phoenix. TFM.
-Arkansas

PETA might frown upon your actions.

Cybering with the J Crew online shopping assistant. TFM.
-Wisconsin

Did you make her your e-slam?


Tri Delta PWNAGE.


An extreme case of shaming.


No words that can justify this.


The Sperry rant geed taking his sister to prom. AFM. (Arkansas Frat Move)

Apparently part of USC’s campus isn’t into Trojan football:

  2. frat superstar

    not only is the Madden one retarded, its impossible to lose by 1 in overtime in an NFL game

    13 years ago at 11:32 am
    1. Always a Fratstar

      Yes I agree, every year Madden does get “retarded” but you can lose by one point. Watch football much?

      13 years ago at 11:42 am
    5. MrConstantine

      overtime in the nfl regular season is sudden death, so you can lose by 2, 3, or 6 point. Not 1

      13 years ago at 11:53 am
    7. sigmapiduck

      missing a PAT, when the other person didnt you can lose by 1…. hope that makes sense

      13 years ago at 12:28 pm
    11. Nov 1 1901

      its really obvious that this site has gone downhill when more than one commenter didn’t even know the rules to NFL overtime.

      13 years ago at 1:14 pm
    12. Fratvocate

      ^Sudden death as in first one to put points on the board wins the game dipshit.

      13 years ago at 1:14 pm
    13. fraturalight

      There is actually one way. If its the playoffs you cannot win by kicking a field goal if you receive the ball first. So if you kick a field goal and them somehow recover the ball in the end zone on the other teams attempt through an interception or fumble and then try to run out and run back into the end zone then you could win by 1 point.

      13 years ago at 1:46 pm
    15. BBFrater

      fraturlight — actually you can’t if the kicking team gets safety then its done. if the receiving team gets the field goal then the other team gets possession and the safety would be scored by the defending team therefore winning by 5. so you can win by 2, 3, 5, or 6.

      13 years ago at 2:21 pm
    17. fraturalight

      i meant as the winning team getting an interception in their own endzone and then attempting to run it out (which wouldn’t actually happen.) But they could also run it the length of the field and win by 9

      13 years ago at 2:28 pm
    18. Smokey Broes

      You, fraturalight, deserve a golf clap for that explanation. Please tip your hat or frat visor at this time.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    19. I Piss Excellence

      I didn’t know Donovan McNabb started posting as “frat superstar” on here.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    21. Frattery

      Fraturalight is correct, but I highly doubt that happened to the submitter. More likely he’s just making it up, which is kind of pathetic given that the subject matter is Madden.

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    22. SquareandCompass

      It couldn’t have been playoff overtime because the post said it was his first game. But maybe you can just start in the playoffs or do a tournament with playoff rules, I don’t know though I don’t play video games. Either way the post was definitely worthy of fail Friday.

      13 years ago at 5:36 pm
    24. FratanRouge

      stop telling people to take laps. its like “icing people”, neither are cool anymore and the only people who still do it are, well you know who they are.

      13 years ago at 11:48 am
    27. BUCKTKE

      Not knowing NFL rules NF. Arguing like u know wtf your talking about when you don’t TFTC

      13 years ago at 8:48 pm
  3. bornaBROg

    Still trying to find the relationship between a kid passing out with shoes on and jizzing on his face…TFTC?

    13 years ago at 11:33 am
    2. The Standard

      It is customary to fuck with someone if they have passed out without removing their shoes. In this instance, they jizzed on his face. There is no “too frat too care” its just fucking gay.

      13 years ago at 1:42 pm
    3. BBFrater

      there is a relationship but its only recognized in vermont, new hampshire, massachusetts, connecticut, new york, washington dc,iowa and canada.

      13 years ago at 2:24 pm
    5. alpha_glamorous

      I would just like to know how they all masturbated together to jizz on his face..

      13 years ago at 5:36 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      that was awesome… Telling Asian kids to say Colorado is priceless… Cororaro? Corolado? Corlolado?

      13 years ago at 1:46 pm
    7. NorthByNorthwest

      Compared to what? The South? Having the highest obesity and illiteracy rates in the country. NF.

      13 years ago at 2:32 pm
    13. JustusUnlimited

      Yeah. I mean lets be real. The Northern/Mid-atlantic states are the only ones that matter. Except New Jersey. They just fucking blow.

      13 years ago at 11:26 pm
    5. TheBigLebroski

      It is the duty of everyone at UVA to rail the shit outta his sister to spite him.

      13 years ago at 2:11 pm
    6. FratwallJackson

      I’m pretty sure if I made a pledge get anywhere near that she-troll, the university would kick me out for hazing. I’ll be honest, I don’t mind almost killing a pledge, but I can’t do something that atrocious to him.

      13 years ago at 2:15 pm
    7. Mike Hancho

      Holy shit the kid’s from the same area as me… I’m fucking ashamed. Gonna take a lap.

      13 years ago at 3:25 pm
    9. William Fratterman

      Looks like he got into the dark meat of all that fried chicken his ass is munching on.

      13 years ago at 9:37 pm
    4. fratitat

      Loved the Phoenix bit.

      When I go home for Thanksgiving my sister’s parakeet is gon get it

      13 years ago at 1:20 pm
    8. funkyd04

      Fuck PETA. Maybe attach bombs on birds after you light them on fire and have them fly into PETA HQ.

      13 years ago at 12:39 pm
    1. RamRod

      With all due respect to your grandfather service, What does that have to do with anything?

      13 years ago at 12:16 pm
    2. BBFrater

      Foreigners they’re taking over and are dumb as fuck and don’t speak real english.

      13 years ago at 12:39 pm