Fail Friday: Language Barriers
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I lost by 1 point in overtime in my first game of Madden ’12, I caused thousands of dollars of property damage and wounded a prospective student. TFM.
-Kansas
It’s just a game. Take the intensity down a notch or two.
No’shave’meber. NF. No’shave’meber, Decembeard, and Januhairy. TFM.
-Kentucky
Buy a razor you hipster clown. I bet you work at Game Stop.
She called me her slam piece, so I gorilla glued her vagina shut. TFM.
-Tennessee
Said the serial killer to the FBI agent.
That geed Percy from the Green Mile stomping on the frat mouse and ending Mr. Jingles’s life. NF. The huge black guy John Coffey using his fratastic powers to revive the mouse which cause it to live for over 65 years. TFM.
-Iowa
If there is one word to describe John Coffey’s powers it is “fratastic.”
Left chapter early to go to the gym. Douche move? No I think not. TFM.
-California
I think so.
Playing golf makes me wish I were gay. My grip would give amazing handjobs. TFM.
-Texas
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Being on your third beer before you get out of bed in the morning. TFM.
-Alabama
Drinking in bed is like eating in bed. It’s just pathetic.
Random GDI passed out on our couch with his shoes on. Instead of drawing on him, we all took turns jizzing on his face. TFM.
-Virginia
The consequences for falling asleep with your shoes on keep getting worse and worse.
Setting your pet bird on fire so your neighbors think you have a phoenix. TFM.
-Arkansas
PETA might frown upon your actions.
Cybering with the J Crew online shopping assistant. TFM.
-Wisconsin
Did you make her your e-slam?
Tri Delta PWNAGE.
An extreme case of shaming.
No words that can justify this.
The Sperry rant geed taking his sister to prom. AFM. (Arkansas Frat Move)
Phoenix and gorilla glue were hilarious.
13 years ago at 11:41 amSeconded. Better than some TFM’s.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmExcuse me while I quote one of my esteemed Alumni:
“If you fuck him, I swear to god almighty I will hot glue your gaping vagina shut.”
The only thing I could think of when I read the gorilla glue one.
13 years ago at 12:46 pmShamfurl dispray
13 years ago at 11:42 amPretty solid Fail Friday. That video is great.
13 years ago at 11:44 amAt 1:41 just say it “DO YOU KNOW MARTIAL ARTS?!” haha
13 years ago at 11:51 amWe all know the Asian talking about fighting was referring to karate
13 years ago at 12:06 pmYou missing the reply button with that attepted hazing is appropriate for fail friday. Betta ruck next time
13 years ago at 12:34 pmI’m suprised that hillbilly Lance Diamond’s sister had all of her teeth.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmI know TriDelts are all whores, but even they wouldn’t fuck Fatty McGee there. How’d he get the shirt?
13 years ago at 12:14 pmHe ate her.
13 years ago at 12:48 pmhe ate her out.
13 years ago at 4:13 pmHe ate out with her.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmRandom GDI passed out on our couch with his shoes on. Instead of drawing on him, we all took turns jizzing on his face. TFM.
-Virginia
Hahaha. I’m sure it’s complete bullshit, but also funny.
13 years ago at 12:25 pmi don’t understand. was the point of that video to ask about football or make fun of asians? and why the fuck does it look like theres only asian students at USC?
13 years ago at 12:34 pmIf you have to ask, you don’t deserve to know.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmTons of slopes at USC. But there’s way more at UCLA and Cal – you might as well be walking around in Hong Kong.
13 years ago at 12:52 pmActually it’s not sudden death. If you kick a field goal on the first drive of overtime the other team gets the ball. Still can’t lose by one though
13 years ago at 12:58 pmThat’s only in the playoffs.
13 years ago at 1:05 pmDat’s only in the mo’nin’.
13 years ago at 3:40 pmLittle late for that comment.
13 years ago at 3:44 pm1) that’s only in the playoffs, which would not be the case in what the poster claimed was his first game of Madden
2) you’re about a page off
13 years ago at 4:10 pm