Fail Friday: Language Barriers
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I lost by 1 point in overtime in my first game of Madden ’12, I caused thousands of dollars of property damage and wounded a prospective student. TFM.
-Kansas
It’s just a game. Take the intensity down a notch or two.
No’shave’meber. NF. No’shave’meber, Decembeard, and Januhairy. TFM.
-Kentucky
Buy a razor you hipster clown. I bet you work at Game Stop.
She called me her slam piece, so I gorilla glued her vagina shut. TFM.
-Tennessee
Said the serial killer to the FBI agent.
That geed Percy from the Green Mile stomping on the frat mouse and ending Mr. Jingles’s life. NF. The huge black guy John Coffey using his fratastic powers to revive the mouse which cause it to live for over 65 years. TFM.
-Iowa
If there is one word to describe John Coffey’s powers it is “fratastic.”
Left chapter early to go to the gym. Douche move? No I think not. TFM.
-California
I think so.
Playing golf makes me wish I were gay. My grip would give amazing handjobs. TFM.
-Texas
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Being on your third beer before you get out of bed in the morning. TFM.
-Alabama
Drinking in bed is like eating in bed. It’s just pathetic.
Random GDI passed out on our couch with his shoes on. Instead of drawing on him, we all took turns jizzing on his face. TFM.
-Virginia
The consequences for falling asleep with your shoes on keep getting worse and worse.
Setting your pet bird on fire so your neighbors think you have a phoenix. TFM.
-Arkansas
PETA might frown upon your actions.
Cybering with the J Crew online shopping assistant. TFM.
-Wisconsin
Did you make her your e-slam?
Tri Delta PWNAGE.
An extreme case of shaming.
No words that can justify this.
The Sperry rant geed taking his sister to prom. AFM. (Arkansas Frat Move)
Intern, you lost the bet. I don’t work at Game Stop, queer.
13 years ago at 1:26 pmDick took the bet
13 years ago at 2:02 pmSo you work at Best Buy?
13 years ago at 3:54 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:54 pmso happy im white
13 years ago at 1:59 pmThe phoenix one was hilarious. Gives me some ideas for “Buddhist Pledge”.
13 years ago at 2:32 pm^this right here
13 years ago at 3:31 pmThis may have been said, TFTRead everything. but those commie japs make me sick.
13 years ago at 5:09 pmthe madden guy must not know NFL rules
13 years ago at 7:08 pmWhat does the video of the English-challenged chinamen have to do with fraternities?
13 years ago at 8:06 pmThe one about setting your bird on fire was hilarious
13 years ago at 7:31 amApparently Donovan McNabb wrote the overtime rules for Madden 12?
13 years ago at 4:34 pmWho is this stalker going on my Facebook and posting photos of me,that picture with my sister is from my brothers Wedding last summer, for all you haters, thank you, yesterday youtube payed me $150 via a check and there’s still more to come! Also don’t talk shit until you’ve been on CNN prime time twice, that is all GDI for life!
13 years ago at 5:56 pm