FAIL FRIDAY: Looking Forward to the Weekend
Twelve real submissions, four photos and three videos, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I got the Polo logo tatted on my chest, so even when im swimming im polo’d out. TFM.
-Kentucky
Congratulations. Now you’re embarrassing all the time. Just keep your wife beater on at the pool or beach.
Just got $200 for my Yu-Gi-Oh card set. Drinks on me tonight. TFM.
-Georgia
I would’ve given you $2,000. Biggest Yu-Gi-Oh fan ever, right here. Honestly, I’m not sure what the fuck that is. I think it might be like Pokemon. I know it involves Asians.
I was out in the ocean pissing and a girl walks up and I was like, “You don’t want to be standing there, I’m pissing,” and she goes, “I know,” then starts making out with me. TFM.
-Texas
That’s what I’m talking about! Fucking hot. Spring Break urine fetish make-out. Will she be at Round Up this weekend for a late night golden shower? Lock her down, buddy. Lock her down.
I’m so American that when I get interrupted during sex I get Red, White, and Blue balls. TFM.
-Missouri
How is the coloring distributed? Is each ball an equal amount of each color? Do you have three testicles? You should see a doctor.
Creepier than Doc, a bigger dick than Bif, and got the shakes worse than Marty McFly. TFM.
-Arkansas
You need therapy. Badly.
It’s easy to climb the latter of success when your dad owns the latter. TFM.
-Kansas
Your dad owns the “latter,” but couldn’t afford to buy you an education so you could learn to spell. All ladders are off limits to you. You aren’t smart enough to use a ladder.
While driving home from the bars I flipped my pick-up. My slampiece still unconscious, I unbuckled her seat belt and put her in the driver seat. TFM.
-Alabama
Say hi to the father and son spousal abuse duo and the guy with the “rapement” in prison.
Always ignoring the no smoking sign at the gas pump. TFTC. TFM.
-Texas
Just because you’re TFTC doesn’t mean that you too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Stealing her panties as a trophy. NF. Opening your campus mailbox to find she mailed them to you. TFM.
-New York
Your mailbox has chlamydia.
I reminded the manager at Chili’s who my father was and he decided to give me my job back. TFM.
-Missouri
OUR BOY IS MAKING A COMEBACK. Back in the saddle.
Going to Hooters. NS. Going to Buffalo Wild Wings with my Fratdaddy because he likes quality and refuses to be served by trash. TSM.
-Missouri
B-Dubs is definitely a classy joint. If you would rather be served by someone who doesn’t have tits or their GED, it’s an obvious choice.
Smoking a blunt while crafting. TSM.
-New Jersey
J-Woww?
The new anthem:
“Fun fun, think about fun. You know what it is. I got this, you got this. My friend is by my right, ayyyyyy. I got this, you got this. Now you know it. Kickin’ in the front seat. Sittin’ in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?”
You can’t just go around peeing on people, yelling “TOTAL FRAT MOVE” (WARNING: You don’t see any dick, but there is some stream):
If this ruins your weekend, just watch Rebecca Black again:
Ryan Peppers – I hope that you are really embarrassed. I seriously don’t have anything else to say… you are that awful.
14 years ago at 5:58 pmthat yu-gi-oh thing has to be from Georgia Tech…fucking nerds giving us a bad name
14 years ago at 6:21 pmDoubt it.
14 years ago at 6:50 pmGeorgia Pearl, you keep defending tech and all the while saying something along the lines of “I’m not particularly a tech fan…” Just shut up. Get in the kitchen. Yes, that is most likely where it came from.
14 years ago at 8:50 pm“Nerds!!!”
14 years ago at 5:43 amFunny, I spend a lot of time in Athens, and I see geekier people there, as well as Georgia Southern. Plus, we’re in the 21st century, where I can be on my internet phone and be in the kitchen at the same time. You must be from Mississippi or Alabama, where people are a little behind on time. Run along now, geed.
14 years ago at 11:01 amI was born and raised in Atlanta, actually. I’m not sure you can just call anything a “geed”, especially when I’m a member of a fraternity. I think that would rule out the geed thing for me. Clearly you don’t spend enough time around down/midtown Atlanta if you think there are geekier people in Athens than there – I mean, I know Georgia has them, but Tech definitely takes it to a different level.
14 years ago at 11:45 amGeorgia Pearl – Go water the plants, get me a beer and then make me a pie. Thanks.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmApple.
14 years ago at 9:46 amWith a drawing of America made out of icing.
14 years ago at 11:59 amThis conversation makes me glad I got the hell out of Georgia.
14 years ago at 10:38 pmLove the Zoolander reference.
14 years ago at 6:24 pmawesome
14 years ago at 10:16 pmI hope he sees this post. Active hazing. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:36 pmsecond
14 years ago at 11:31 pmAre we supposed to know who Ryan Peppers is?
14 years ago at 6:41 pmHe’s the guido in the last video.
14 years ago at 6:46 pmYeah I figured that but how did we get his name?
14 years ago at 9:05 pmI think it has something to do with the name of the video, but who knows?
14 years ago at 7:50 amHe says his name in the first five seconds of the video.
14 years ago at 5:30 pm“bitches like spicy things so we got some hot fries”
14 years ago at 6:45 pmThere were a ton of boardshorts in that first video…hard to watch.
14 years ago at 6:47 pmEarrings, NF. Lines shaved into your hair, NF. Hanging out with these guys, NF.
14 years ago at 6:49 pmThe gas pump post was clearly the best thing on here this week. Always enjoy fail fridays.
14 years ago at 6:55 pmDear Ryan Peppers, you are a trash bunny. Hope you and your imaginary slampieces have fun at the Dirt Cheap Motel. You’re a total fratstar. We should all try to live up to your greasy standards.
14 years ago at 6:56 pm