FAIL FRIDAY: Looking Forward to the Weekend

Twelve real submissions, four photos and three videos, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I got the Polo logo tatted on my chest, so even when im swimming im polo’d out. TFM.
-Kentucky

Congratulations. Now you’re embarrassing all the time. Just keep your wife beater on at the pool or beach.

Just got $200 for my Yu-Gi-Oh card set. Drinks on me tonight. TFM.
-Georgia

I would’ve given you $2,000. Biggest Yu-Gi-Oh fan ever, right here. Honestly, I’m not sure what the fuck that is. I think it might be like Pokemon. I know it involves Asians.

I was out in the ocean pissing and a girl walks up and I was like, “You don’t want to be standing there, I’m pissing,” and she goes, “I know,” then starts making out with me. TFM.
-Texas

That’s what I’m talking about! Fucking hot. Spring Break urine fetish make-out. Will she be at Round Up this weekend for a late night golden shower? Lock her down, buddy. Lock her down.

I’m so American that when I get interrupted during sex I get Red, White, and Blue balls. TFM.
-Missouri

How is the coloring distributed? Is each ball an equal amount of each color? Do you have three testicles? You should see a doctor.

Creepier than Doc, a bigger dick than Bif, and got the shakes worse than Marty McFly. TFM.
-Arkansas

You need therapy. Badly.

It’s easy to climb the latter of success when your dad owns the latter. TFM.
-Kansas

Your dad owns the “latter,” but couldn’t afford to buy you an education so you could learn to spell. All ladders are off limits to you. You aren’t smart enough to use a ladder.

While driving home from the bars I flipped my pick-up. My slampiece still unconscious, I unbuckled her seat belt and put her in the driver seat. TFM.
-Alabama

Say hi to the father and son spousal abuse duo and the guy with the “rapement” in prison.

Always ignoring the no smoking sign at the gas pump. TFTC. TFM.
-Texas

Just because you’re TFTC doesn’t mean that you too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Stealing her panties as a trophy. NF. Opening your campus mailbox to find she mailed them to you. TFM.
-New York

Your mailbox has chlamydia.

I reminded the manager at Chili’s who my father was and he decided to give me my job back. TFM.
-Missouri

OUR BOY IS MAKING A COMEBACK. Back in the saddle.

Going to Hooters. NS. Going to Buffalo Wild Wings with my Fratdaddy because he likes quality and refuses to be served by trash. TSM.
-Missouri

B-Dubs is definitely a classy joint. If you would rather be served by someone who doesn’t have tits or their GED, it’s an obvious choice.

Smoking a blunt while crafting. TSM.
-New Jersey

J-Woww?

The new anthem:

“Fun fun, think about fun. You know what it is. I got this, you got this. My friend is by my right, ayyyyyy. I got this, you got this. Now you know it. Kickin’ in the front seat. Sittin’ in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?”

You can’t just go around peeing on people, yelling “TOTAL FRAT MOVE” (WARNING: You don’t see any dick, but there is some stream):

If this ruins your weekend, just watch Rebecca Black again:

  1. Lestor Maddox

    Ryan Peppers – I hope that you are really embarrassed. I seriously don’t have anything else to say… you are that awful.

    14 years ago at 5:58 pm
  2. Fratersby

    that yu-gi-oh thing has to be from Georgia Tech…fucking nerds giving us a bad name

    14 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. The Fourth

      Georgia Pearl, you keep defending tech and all the while saying something along the lines of “I’m not particularly a tech fan…” Just shut up. Get in the kitchen. Yes, that is most likely where it came from.

      14 years ago at 8:50 pm
    2. georgia pearl

      Funny, I spend a lot of time in Athens, and I see geekier people there, as well as Georgia Southern. Plus, we’re in the 21st century, where I can be on my internet phone and be in the kitchen at the same time. You must be from Mississippi or Alabama, where people are a little behind on time. Run along now, geed.

      14 years ago at 11:01 am
    3. The Fourth

      I was born and raised in Atlanta, actually. I’m not sure you can just call anything a “geed”, especially when I’m a member of a fraternity. I think that would rule out the geed thing for me. Clearly you don’t spend enough time around down/midtown Atlanta if you think there are geekier people in Athens than there – I mean, I know Georgia has them, but Tech definitely takes it to a different level.

      14 years ago at 11:45 am
    4. Lestor Maddox

      Georgia Pearl – Go water the plants, get me a beer and then make me a pie. Thanks.

      14 years ago at 3:04 pm
  3. FrattyDavisJr

    Earrings, NF. Lines shaved into your hair, NF. Hanging out with these guys, NF.

    14 years ago at 6:49 pm
  4. GeorgiaNole

    The gas pump post was clearly the best thing on here this week. Always enjoy fail fridays.

    14 years ago at 6:55 pm
  5. anchorsplash

    Dear Ryan Peppers, you are a trash bunny. Hope you and your imaginary slampieces have fun at the Dirt Cheap Motel. You’re a total fratstar. We should all try to live up to your greasy standards.

    14 years ago at 6:56 pm