FAIL FRIDAY: Make It Stop
8 years ago

Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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When you can tell your girlfriend is cheating on you because she’s more cavernous than usual and you’re hung like an elf. TFM.

Sweet holy mother we’re coming out swinging today.

Hitting pool halls in your college town and hustling the locals in 8-ball. TFM.

Sounds pretty specific to you and your life. Try to be more #relatable.

Sometimes I’ll see how many days I can go without showering before someone says something. Usually make it three or four. TFM.

Guessing you’re not super popular with the opposite sex or any humans at all.

Paying an ex-employee $20 for his Burger King uniform then walking in to random locations and pouring MD 20/20 into the fry batter. TFM.

This is going to be an extremely weird crime for which to do the time.

Dressing like it’s 1983, spending like it’s 1995, and listening to “Closer” on repeat like it’s 2016. TFM.

You are pretty much the most insufferable person walking the face of the earth.

When I was a pre-teen, my nanny used to beat me with a large sausage link so that I wouldn’t bruise. TFM.

Nanny sounds like a lovely lady.

Chumbawamba is the most criminally underrated musical act of all-time. TFM.

Tubthumping legitimately changed my life.

Yeah so you got a fucking bid big whoop you’re still white trash from Detroit. TFM.

Look man if you have beef with someone from Detroit, address them directly. This is not the place.

Not engaging in making out with a girl unless each her of individual titties weighs at least 6 pounds. TFM.

Well, that’s one way to make the pond you’re fishing in smaller.

It’s not gay if you don’t touch tips during the devil’s threesome. TFM.

On some level, if you have to go out of your way to say it’s not gay, it’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Caption so on point.
Caption so on point.
#Rush is going really #well.
#Rush is going really #well.
Keep your head up, fella.
Keep your head up, fella.
DAB DAB DAB its #lit #fam.
DAB DAB DAB it’s #lit #fam.
What happens at Puffers Pond, stays at Puffers Pond.
What happens at Puffers Pond, stays at Puffers Pond.
Sassy men doing sassy things.
Sassy men doing sassy things.
Stop putting shit like this on Instagram.
Stop putting shit like this on Instagram.
Man down.
Man down.
Smh come on fellas be better.
Smh come on fellas be better.
Documenting this moment was extremely important.
Documenting this moment was extremely important.
Lock up your girlfriends, daughters and wives.
Lock up your girlfriends, daughters and wives.
Hahaha oh no.
Hahaha oh no.
When the molly hits.
When the molly hits.
Im not even mad. Im impressed.
I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.
Honestly, if it wasnt for the bow tie he mightve been safe.
Honestly, if it wasn’t for the bow tie, he might’ve been safe.
Hell be coming down the mountain when she comes, and "she" is his girlfriend taht some normally dressed dude is pounding.
He’ll be coming down the mountain when she comes, and “she” is his girlfriend that some normally dressed ski dude is pounding.
Presumably the high-scorer in this heated intramural matchup.
Presumably the high-scorer in this heated intramural matchup.
Look at these two hard-partying dick swangers.
Look at these two hard-partying dick swangers.
Guess this guy isn't in a frat.
Guess this guy isn’t in a frat.
WHAT ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU?

Bad Rush Video From Temple

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  3. DragonSlayer22

    How is that a bad rush video from those Temple kids, that could’ve been someones school project i don’t see where it even says rush

    8 years ago at 3:21 pm
  4. thatblackguywithdreads

    If anyone knows where that d chi kid in the jorts made that jersey let ya boy know

    8 years ago at 8:00 pm
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    8 years ago at 11:31 am
  6. Big Papis Dip Spit

    Puffers Pond is the place to be on a hot summer day if you’re white trash in Western Massachusetts.

    8 years ago at 1:39 pm
  7. Fuckpike3

    I only ever look at this post for the chaser it never disappoints-unlike the TFM writers.

    8 years ago at 5:22 pm