FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Disaster

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Refusing to talk to your parents because they were GDIs in college. TFM.

You might be taking this whole thing too seriously.

Getting in a fistfight with one of your bro’s over who was better: Tim Riggins or Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill. TFM.

I can’t think of a better reason to fistfight a bro.

When a girl says, “Ohhh I hate that your so good at this” while having sex. TFM.

Oh man you’re just crushin’ puss out there.

Randomly sniffing her hands when she comes out the restroom to ensure no pooping is taking place. TFM.

You gotta do what you gotta do to prevent women from pooping.

Waking up hours late for work with a pounding headache and period blood on your hands, dick, and mustache. TFM.

Well that’s one way to get fired! Ha!

A hungover tug is the best kind of tug. Not a TFM but some good info for everyone.

Thanks for sharing that valuable wisdom.

Working my ass off and spending my entire paycheck on Polo, Sperrys, Vineyard Vines and alcohol and when people ask me “Was it worth it?” reply with “Every fucking cent.” TFM.

I would pay $1,000 to fight whoever wrote this.

A hole is a hole is a hole. Even if it’s a hole on a homeless corpse. I gotta get it in always, fam. TFM.

We can all relate to this, I’m sure.

I will do your mommy doggy style. Don’t doubt that. I’ll do your dad missionary. Test me. TFM.

Take it easy, psycho.

Making finger paintings with your own poo on a human body canvas. TFM.

It’s called art. I appreciate it unlike some of you uncultured swine.

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He was attacked by a bear.
He was attacked by a bear.
Woman down.
Woman down.
Oh you done fucked up.
Oh you done fucked up.
Stop smoking so much weed.
Stop smoking so much weed.
Everybody gets laid at board game night.
Everybody gets laid at board game night.
Made a little tinkle in his pantalones.
Made a little tinkle in his pantalones.
Stop getting ass tats you idiots.
Stop getting ass tats you idiots.
Maybe get a trash can. I don't know.
Maybe get a trash can. I don’t know.
You are a motherfucker.
You are a motherfucker.
Blaaaaaaarf.
Blaaaaaaarf.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
Good choice on the prof pic.
Good choice on the prof pic.
Dab on those haters.
Dab on those haters.
Three guys that just seek and destroy vag on the weekends.
Three guys that just seek and destroy vag on the weekends.
That can't be good.
That can’t be good.
If you spell the same word incorrectly twice on one cooler...
If you spell the same word incorrectly twice on one cooler…
Probably the worst paddle ever made.
Probably the worst paddle ever made.
Seems like an unnecessary appendage for a cooler to have.
Seems like an unnecessary appendage for a cooler to have.
What a super tattoo!
What a super tattoo!
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Goodnight, sweet prince.

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Chaser

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    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      I don’t think God likes figs that wear a cape and sit on another mans dick.

      9 years ago at 2:24 pm
      1. GodHatesFigs

        God doesn’t like it when fruits get married, but it still happens. Pretty soon vegetables will be able to get married. This country is going down the garbage disposal.

        9 years ago at 2:30 pm
    2. Keep It Buttery

      Someone sack up and tell us what got Strong assassinated. I missed it.

      9 years ago at 5:28 pm
      1. Trail of beer5

        “The only reason tfm employs intern Sydney is because she is mildly attractive and will generate clicks. She is an intolerable human and her writing is shit. I’d be surprised if I wasn’t blackballed for this” -Kennedy F Strong

        Not a direct quote, just the general idea

        9 years ago at 6:30 pm
      2. Keep It Buttery

        First off, thank you for providing some information. Secondly, his language had to be a bit more vulgar than that, right? I’m failing to see anything blackball-worthy here.

        9 years ago at 6:34 pm
      3. Keep It Buttery

        Hopefully the staff is just fucking with him and only temporarily suspended his account. Long live Strong F Kennedy.

        9 years ago at 6:37 pm
      4. Keep It Buttery

        I was thinking my man idrinkmorethanu was gonna come through and quote the exact comment. Dude is real.

        9 years ago at 8:45 pm
      5. 144agemo

        The word “insufferable” was tossed around. And he basically dared the admins to blackball him when he called them out on using “Sidney” as shameless clickbait.

        9 years ago at 8:59 pm
      6. thaisticktony

        I feel bad for the people who weren’t here before black ball gate. Missed out on such gold. #RIPShibby #RIPRuger #RIPStSchool

        9 years ago at 11:48 pm
      7. Henry_Eighth

        He likes being a big fish in a small pond. I never thought Shibby was funny.

        9 years ago at 9:32 am
      8. Tailhook

        Wait Ruger got balled? I thought he just stopped posting. It’s not like he did frequently anyway

        9 years ago at 2:07 pm
      1. Its_Fraturday

        The NF GDI Pussy Creep Fucks™ here at TFM didn’t want him spreading the truth.

        9 years ago at 3:12 pm
      2. Larry_Sellers

        Never mind, reposting it would get you balled. Pour one out for Strong tonight, boys.

        9 years ago at 4:26 pm
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

        And the girl behind him looks like she’s 200. 200 pounds, not years old. Units are crucial.

        9 years ago at 4:08 pm
  1. Mayor of Weinerville

    God dammit I would fight for Tim Riggins any where, any time. Texas forever.

    9 years ago at 2:20 pm
  2. LCAinMO

    The chaser should be Intern Sydney actually putting this shit up on time, topless.

    9 years ago at 2:39 pm