FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Failure

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Munched her in my Wisconsin Kaminsky jersey. TFM.

You give second place fellatio.

Back-to-back episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos? Sorry guys, see ya in an hour. TFM.

You will not see me in an hour.

Shamelessly listening to “22” by Taylor Swift with your bros because it’s your 22nd birthday and life is such a party. TFM.

Let your fun flag fly, friend!

Dying of a heat stroke in the middle of a south Georgia summer because you’re too frat to take your blazer off. TFM.

At least he died frat.

12 centimeters sounds a lot better than 5 inches. TFM.

Does it?

Sucking on so many clits that your tongue gets dry as fuck and you have to chug a Natty to quench your thirst. TFM.

Just disgusting and totally unnecessary.

T.G.I.F! (Thank God I’m Frat)

Come here and let me cut you.

Her vag looked like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Good thing I like fast food. TFM.

ZING!

Got first place in the dick contest, again. TFM.

Congrats, man. I’ve never finished first in a single dick contest.

Yeah I’m that guy who will come over and finger blast ya, but I’m also that guy that’s gotta wake up at 5 AM to get the new Jordans on Saturday. TFM.

Coppin’ Jordans and finger blasting. That’s the life.

That there is one hell of a bruise.
That there is one hell of a bruise.
That dress is flattering.
That dress is flattering.
Not sure belly buttons work that way.
Not sure belly buttons work that way.
Goobing so hard.
Goobing so hard.
Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.
Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.
Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.
Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.
Spring break henna peen.
Spring break henna peen.
That's one way to use a toilet.
That’s one way to use a toilet.
Furries, man. They're terrifying.
Furries, man. They’re terrifying.
Looks like someone didn't get the memo.
Looks like someone didn’t get the memo.
Guy in the background is about to murder them all.
Guy in the background is about to murder them all.
That's an interesting technique.
That’s an interesting technique.
Professor Creep McGee.
Professor Creep McGee.
Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.
Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.
Really enjoying his meal.
Really enjoying his meal.
Afshin has serious butt game.
Afshin has serious butt game.
Let it all out.
Let it all out.
He owes someone a couch.
He owes someone a couch.
#brotherhood
#brotherhood

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Latin Chaser

  1. TrustFundMove

    Vomiting after you and 3 of your board-short wannabe Rocket Power bros have only finished 1/8 of a bag of Franzia, NFM

    10 years ago at 12:04 pm
  2. brometheus rising

    That’s the closest golf-ball-belly-button-guy has ever gotten to getting hit on by a nine.

    10 years ago at 12:16 pm
    1. SperryHairy

      Maybe if you like watching shots to the crotch for 30 minutes, which gets old quickly.

      10 years ago at 12:27 pm
  3. father_time307

    The Pike picture isn’t a fail you fucking idiot. We do a thing called Strikes with Pikes and it is a philanthropy event, you fucking cum stain.

    10 years ago at 12:24 pm
    1. tmal007

      Do you realize how much of a boner you are to have left that comment? Fuck off, guy.

      10 years ago at 2:35 pm
  4. NorthernATO

    Nice chaser, intern. Got me in the mood to make a little brother for you.
    P.s. Your mother hates you.

    10 years ago at 12:42 pm