FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Munched her in my Wisconsin Kaminsky jersey. TFM.
You give second place fellatio.
Back-to-back episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos? Sorry guys, see ya in an hour. TFM.
You will not see me in an hour.
Shamelessly listening to “22” by Taylor Swift with your bros because it’s your 22nd birthday and life is such a party. TFM.
Let your fun flag fly, friend!
Dying of a heat stroke in the middle of a south Georgia summer because you’re too frat to take your blazer off. TFM.
At least he died frat.
12 centimeters sounds a lot better than 5 inches. TFM.
Does it?
Sucking on so many clits that your tongue gets dry as fuck and you have to chug a Natty to quench your thirst. TFM.
Just disgusting and totally unnecessary.
T.G.I.F! (Thank God I’m Frat)
Come here and let me cut you.
Her vag looked like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Good thing I like fast food. TFM.
ZING!
Got first place in the dick contest, again. TFM.
Congrats, man. I’ve never finished first in a single dick contest.
Yeah I’m that guy who will come over and finger blast ya, but I’m also that guy that’s gotta wake up at 5 AM to get the new Jordans on Saturday. TFM.
Coppin’ Jordans and finger blasting. That’s the life.
Leaving an ass bruise in the shape of America is most definitely a TFM.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmFuck you, intern.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmVomiting after you and 3 of your board-short wannabe Rocket Power bros have only finished 1/8 of a bag of Franzia, NFM
10 years ago at 12:04 pmCongratulations. You’ve understood the purpose of Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 12:23 pmThat’s the closest golf-ball-belly-button-guy has ever gotten to getting hit on by a nine.
10 years ago at 12:16 pmThis pic could just as easily been a tfm
10 years ago at 10:21 pmAmerica’s Funniest Home Videos is a decidedly underrated TV show.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmMaybe if you like watching shots to the crotch for 30 minutes, which gets old quickly.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmI can’t tell if the SAE Asian guy has his eyes open or not.
10 years ago at 12:21 pmThat’s waisis.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmThe guy with the 12 centimeters vs 5 inches comment has a point…
10 years ago at 1:05 pmBegging to get laid on Craig’s List. Total PussyCreepFuckGDI Move.
10 years ago at 12:21 pmThe Pike picture isn’t a fail you fucking idiot. We do a thing called Strikes with Pikes and it is a philanthropy event, you fucking cum stain.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmGuys, we have an overly sensitive Pike in the house.
10 years ago at 12:29 pmDo you realize how much of a boner you are to have left that comment? Fuck off, guy.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmYou’re just making it worse.
10 years ago at 3:10 pmNice chaser, intern. Got me in the mood to make a little brother for you.
10 years ago at 12:42 pmP.s. Your mother hates you.
Who did she fuck, the hulk?
10 years ago at 12:44 pm