FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Munched her in my Wisconsin Kaminsky jersey. TFM.
You give second place fellatio.
Back-to-back episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos? Sorry guys, see ya in an hour. TFM.
You will not see me in an hour.
Shamelessly listening to “22” by Taylor Swift with your bros because it’s your 22nd birthday and life is such a party. TFM.
Let your fun flag fly, friend!
Dying of a heat stroke in the middle of a south Georgia summer because you’re too frat to take your blazer off. TFM.
At least he died frat.
12 centimeters sounds a lot better than 5 inches. TFM.
Does it?
Sucking on so many clits that your tongue gets dry as fuck and you have to chug a Natty to quench your thirst. TFM.
Just disgusting and totally unnecessary.
T.G.I.F! (Thank God I’m Frat)
Come here and let me cut you.
Her vag looked like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Good thing I like fast food. TFM.
ZING!
Got first place in the dick contest, again. TFM.
Congrats, man. I’ve never finished first in a single dick contest.
Yeah I’m that guy who will come over and finger blast ya, but I’m also that guy that’s gotta wake up at 5 AM to get the new Jordans on Saturday. TFM.
Coppin’ Jordans and finger blasting. That’s the life.
My lord… I wouldn’t kick Kaitlin out of bed for eating pistachios.
10 years ago at 6:06 pmAnd you actually posted it on time this week. Good job Sport.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmThe vegan rap video is literally the worst thing I have ever seen on Fail Friday… ever
10 years ago at 8:09 pmVegans FTW. I now legitimately believe some people should have fewer rights than animals. Namely everyone why thought up/participated in/approved that video.
10 years ago at 11:17 pmSay “speciesist” again, I dare you.
10 years ago at 11:33 pmEven better that the professor posted that to facebook accidentally
10 years ago at 8:12 amThe only section of TFM I’m happy to have those f-ing sailboats.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmFellatio means sucking a dick, intern. Going down on a girl is not fellatio. Proofread your shit next time.
10 years ago at 10:26 pmIt could be..
10 years ago at 6:38 amReally depends on how big the clit is
10 years ago at 9:30 amBy far the worst fail friday of all time, I usually look forward to this
10 years ago at 12:42 am“Guy in the background is about to murder them all” should go ahead and take out the vegans while he’s at it.
10 years ago at 12:13 pm