FAIL FRIDAY: Mistakes Were Made
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Not having any idea of what MLK stands for yet celebrating nonetheless because class got canceled. TFM.
-Anonymous

Oh come on! You know! You have to know!

Giving a pledge’s mom the clap…in Sperrys. TFM (Too Funny, Man).
-Anonymous

Too funny, man? Listen, you don’t get to decide what the fucking acronym means.

Not knowing what’s tighter, the spirals I throw or the girls I pound. TFM.
-Anonymous

You badass, All-American sumbitch.

Saw a Hollister shirt in the store today. I bought it and immediately trashed it to staunch the flow of GDI-ware. TFM.
-Anonymous

Did you see that Hollister shirt in a Hollister store by any chance? That’s where they sell those.

Walking from the gym to the house shirtless in a snowstorm so every girl on campus can see your beer belly and know how hard you party. TFM.
-Anonymous

Perhaps they will seek warmth in your fat folds.

“Dude, the fuck are you doing?” as you nod your head, hand him a beer and lead him back to your place to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

It’s funny because it’s two bros about to make love.

Making your slampiece drive her Range Rover as your drug mule car while following her in your Tahoe slammed on 26′s. TFM.
-Anonymous

Must be his bottom bitch.

Wearing your chemistry lab goggles to bed with your slam because you make her squirt so hard. TFM.
-Anonymous

Safety first, I always say.

I don’t always work out (HAH sike), but when I do, which is always, I always make sure to keep a constant full-body flex walking around the gym then post shameless selfies on Dorn’s wall. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous

I despise you with every fiber of my being.

Practicing bow-tying at 2:00 AM just because you have nothing else going on. TFM.
-Anonymous

You are try-hard turd scum.

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Is this a selfie? How long are his fucking arms?

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Forget the haters ’cause somebody loves ya.

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Is he? What is he doing?

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He exploded from his ass.

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He exploded from his mouth.

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You can’t even hold their fratty cocks.

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When the bathrooms are full, you find a chair to shit in. It’s common sense.

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Man down.

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DuckTales! Woohoo!

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You embarrassing bastard.

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  3. GodBlessChikFilA

    Way too many dude butts this week, intern, you sack of shit. Figure it out.

    12 years ago at 2:04 pm
  7. Lordfratticus

    The guy in the first picture definitely just got done eatin’ some snatch.

    12 years ago at 3:07 pm
  10. eoufratdaddy

    The story of the intern. By eoufratdaddy
    The Intern was conceived in 1988 from a male transgender and a female transgender having sex. The male transgender accidentally slid in to the wrong hole and impregnated the other transgender with his pathetic excuse for sperm. When his biological he-mom found out she-he was pregnant she turned to crack and meth (not the cool kind of crack like on wolf of wall street, the kind black people smoked.) On the 7th day of august 1989 the intern came to into this world as a meth addicted crack baby. Ironically it was the same day Elton John’s 22nd album came out “sleeping with the past,” I only mention it because the intern is a homosexual.

    Being addicted to crack and meth, his mother could no longer support his and her’s habit, she dumped him in the dumpster of an Arby’s knowing that no sane person eats there. Well luckily for our little crack baby (intern) a homeless gay couple stumbled across his body when they were looking for food. They raised him like he was their own, miniature pocket pussy. They would have sex with him regularly growing up, and he liked it. When he was 14 the gay homeless couple ditched him because he was so loose and was no longer fun to rape.

    He roamed the streets for years, sucking off anyone who would give him a dollar for his crack addiction. Bacon happened to be one of his Friday regulars, the intern didn’t really like Bacon because he would want the future intern to shove dirty things in to his anus. Bacon enjoyed the company of the young meth/crack addicted man he gave him a place to live and work at grandex inc.

    The intern was very confused when he first stepped in to grandex’s headquarters, it was the size of a janitors closet with broken glass everywhere with one ancient computer. Bacon showed him how to use the computer and gave him the idea to write Fail Fridays, because they were both failures and met on a Friday. Slowly the intern learned how to use the computer but was always horrendously late every week on posting one of his only job duties, that and providing sex to whoever wanted it. (most Bacon) He also only posted homo-erotica which none of it was actually funny, but him and Bacon loved it and would suck each other off while reading it. He slowly received so many threats and comments about people wanting to kill/do bad things to him, he drank bleach and hung himself.

    The End.

    12 years ago at 4:27 pm
      1. eoufratdaddy

        Never mind I guess the intern removed my beer page that I spent 4 hours working on…

        12 years ago at 8:23 pm