FAIL FRIDAY: More Life, More Mistakes
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Earning the pledge nickname “Brown Mouth” because you’re an ass-eating champion. TFM.
Ass is the healthiest part of a balanced diet.
One day when I’m a CEO I’m going to treat my employees just like pledges and run the most effecient company in the world. TFM.
Somehow I seriously doubt that.
Handing out HPV to hot sorority smokes like its candy bars on Halloween. TFM.
Probably not something to be proud of.
Not being able to do basic arithmetic but it not mattering because your dad owns a dealership. TFM.
That’s why calculators were invented.
When you get arrested on spring break in Cabo and your parents refuse to pay your bail so you become some guy name Carlos’ girlfriend for a few days to avoid being shanked. TFM.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Saying, “Nice hog, huh?” when TSA is patting you down in airport security. TFM.
I do not recommend making this joke during a routine TSA pat-down.
Once a week I make a pledge come give me a back massage and I sware this most recent time my penis moved a little whne he hit the good spot. TFM.
It doesn’t mean you’re gay, it just means you might be.
Driving your truck into the ocean on spring break because you took too many hits of acid and thought you were driving a beluga whale and sending it to its home. TFM.
Classic whale-truck mixup that could’ve happened to anyone.
Not being afraid to expose your flaccid penis to the police. TFM.
Wag your frock at those pigs.
Developing an acquired taste for human feces over the course of hell week. TFM.
This is some shit that you never fully recover from.
Chaser
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I’m still drinking from Thursday night
8 years ago at 5:46 amYou’re such a hard ass! Tell us more!
8 years ago at 6:05 amBoth of you; go kick your own asses for the rest of us.
8 years ago at 6:55 amGood game last night bud
8 years ago at 5:49 pmHappy meal dude can kiss that girl while she strokes him with her knees
8 years ago at 5:53 amShe can blow him without using her knees.
8 years ago at 7:58 pmLooks like the guys from the distressed highschool teacher witnessing kids shotgunning milk cartons made it into an university
8 years ago at 5:55 amWhat?
8 years ago at 9:39 amI actually know what you’re referencing but that’s a pretty big reach there bud. Good effort good try though
8 years ago at 10:54 amBrown mouth ass eating champion is a TFM
8 years ago at 5:56 amDriving under the influence is NF
8 years ago at 6:32 amIf you’re good at it it’s a TFM
8 years ago at 3:43 pmYou were definitely the kid who always had to hold the teachers hand when your class went on field trips.
8 years ago at 4:42 pmYou were and still are definitely the kid that can’t get laid
8 years ago at 5:33 pmI haven’t had sex in over a year and am still less sexually frustrated than you.
8 years ago at 7:47 pmProbably because you play golf you fucking pussy
8 years ago at 9:59 pmWith the prospect of winning $1.2 mil every weekend. Yeah, I’m such a bitch. LOL.
8 years ago at 2:08 pmI have the prospect of winning the lottery every weeked and that’s still a better chance than you will ever have of winning that money. Any pro golfer worth a damn isn’t gonna be commenting on fucking tfm. Sit the fuck down and go back to your cubicle little man.
8 years ago at 5:22 pmI’m gonna fucking kill you if I ever find you!
8 years ago at 5:57 pmStruck a nerve there didn’t I. Dance for me peasant
8 years ago at 7:56 pmAnd I knock you the fuck out you sorry bitch just try me
8 years ago at 7:57 pmHe definitely was. Got caught trying to touch the monkey butt at the zoo and nobody ever trusted him again.
8 years ago at 7:46 pmWhy drive when you can ask a pledge to do it?
8 years ago at 7:45 pmI woke up at 430 am to take a shit and decide to read this. Now I’m so pissed off I can’t go back to sleep
8 years ago at 6:35 amYeah literally could not care less
8 years ago at 7:53 amWhat’s your purpose?
8 years ago at 12:55 pmAm I right?
8 years ago at 7:48 pmWhen I saw the first Ass I thought it was the chaser
8 years ago at 7:57 amFat dude never spilled his drink going down that hill. Points in my book.
8 years ago at 9:37 amThe poor guy can only last so long on a beach. Hopefully a good samaritan will return him back to the ocean where he belongs.
8 years ago at 8:56 pmToo many goobers
8 years ago at 9:42 amIt’s like a Phi Delt galore
8 years ago at 12:51 amHow are you gonna give sloots HPV when the vaccine is mandatory for every girl in America?
8 years ago at 10:27 am