FAIL FRIDAY: Naked And Free
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I used to give my frapple sauce (fratty apple sauce) to the hottest piece of ass in my kindergarden class. Been pulling mad gash ever since. TFM.
-Michigan
You sick bastard.
Telling all your bros that your mom poops a lot so they won’t try to bang her on parent’s weekend. TFM.
-Tennessee
“I mean yeah guys, my mom is pretty. But she poops like every five minutes.”
Properly manscaping for a big weekend of poundin’ poon. TGIF (Thank God I’m Frat).
-Anonymous
You can’t just throw whatever you want on the end of these. TGIF? Fuck outta here.
The “clicky-clack” of the nanny goat’s hooves as you nod your head and feed her some hay as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Alabama
Bestiality is fraaaat.
Randomly getting sharp, shooting pains through your frock from an old sex injury. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous
Just as a reminder, frock = frat + cock.
Emptying the house’s fire extinguishers and filling them with margaritas. TFM.
-Ohio
“WE’RE BURNING! WE’RE BURNING ALIVE! These margs are top notch though.”
Documenting the girth of my turds to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee
Well that’s really the only way to be sure.
Putting “Brown Eyed Girl” on the iTunes before you toss her salad. RFM.
-Alabama
If you’re going to eat butt, that’s the song to play.
Alumni that drop off 3 full cardboard boxes of porn at the chapter house. TFM.
-California
Ever heard of the internet, chief? Al Gore invented it to avoid creepy alumni porn.
Respectfully showing her dad your monster wang so he will know to buy her a wheel chair, because she will never walk again after you get in that ass. TFM.
-Tennessee
“Just a heads up, pops. Yeah…look at it. It’s a monster.”
Looks like one hell of a sausage rager.
I bricked a loaf in my pants when I saw this intimidating gang of outlaws.
Way to handle your liquor, guys.
Goes without saying that the one life this guy has will be awful.
Cute pic.
Man down.
That’s a shameful shit.
He won a trophy for not having all of his teeth.
The opposite of a power point.
The infamous blackout doggy style piss.
This should really be a weekly thing. By the way, fuck off intern.
12 years ago at 12:37 pmit is weekly…
12 years ago at 12:40 pmYou must be new here chief. Go and look at the comments section in a “ask the intern” column and you’ll see the correct response to the above comment.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmEvery seven days would work for me.
12 years ago at 10:16 pmAnyone else still waiting for the butt pee picture?!? I know I am.
12 years ago at 12:38 pmYou realize that it was released on twitter right?
12 years ago at 12:39 pmwho do you think you are Alabama guy???
12 years ago at 12:38 pmThe guy you need to see for putting lessons.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmHaving a non-existent short game. TFM.
12 years ago at 1:19 pm^^ Well done. You nailed him like a split hog.
12 years ago at 2:23 pmHow does Pike seem to one up itself every week?
12 years ago at 12:39 pmIt’s almost impressive… If I were a pike alum I’d be trying to wiggle my big toe into the trigger guard at this point.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmIts official! The Pennsylvania guy has gone into hiding
12 years ago at 12:39 pmI told you not to tell anyone, asshole
12 years ago at 3:09 pmDidn’t know Kenny Powers had a son named Dick Beninya
12 years ago at 12:39 pmThat guy could easily pull of Kenny powers for a party
12 years ago at 12:45 pmOff*
12 years ago at 12:46 pm^^^ I believe he has a brother, Harry Ballzonya
12 years ago at 2:04 pmDefinitely playing some Van Morrison next time
12 years ago at 12:41 pmIntern if Fail Friday is late again I am going to rip your tiny hairless scrotum to shreds with a piece of barbed wire fencing, so that you will be unable to have kids as brain dead as you are.
12 years ago at 12:41 pmHaha thank God I am not a Pike.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmWhere the fuck is the Pennsylvania guy?
12 years ago at 12:43 pm