FAIL FRIDAY: Naked And Free
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I used to give my frapple sauce (fratty apple sauce) to the hottest piece of ass in my kindergarden class. Been pulling mad gash ever since. TFM.
-Michigan
You sick bastard.
Telling all your bros that your mom poops a lot so they won’t try to bang her on parent’s weekend. TFM.
-Tennessee
“I mean yeah guys, my mom is pretty. But she poops like every five minutes.”
Properly manscaping for a big weekend of poundin’ poon. TGIF (Thank God I’m Frat).
-Anonymous
You can’t just throw whatever you want on the end of these. TGIF? Fuck outta here.
The “clicky-clack” of the nanny goat’s hooves as you nod your head and feed her some hay as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Alabama
Bestiality is fraaaat.
Randomly getting sharp, shooting pains through your frock from an old sex injury. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous
Just as a reminder, frock = frat + cock.
Emptying the house’s fire extinguishers and filling them with margaritas. TFM.
-Ohio
“WE’RE BURNING! WE’RE BURNING ALIVE! These margs are top notch though.”
Documenting the girth of my turds to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee
Well that’s really the only way to be sure.
Putting “Brown Eyed Girl” on the iTunes before you toss her salad. RFM.
-Alabama
If you’re going to eat butt, that’s the song to play.
Alumni that drop off 3 full cardboard boxes of porn at the chapter house. TFM.
-California
Ever heard of the internet, chief? Al Gore invented it to avoid creepy alumni porn.
Respectfully showing her dad your monster wang so he will know to buy her a wheel chair, because she will never walk again after you get in that ass. TFM.
-Tennessee
“Just a heads up, pops. Yeah…look at it. It’s a monster.”
Looks like one hell of a sausage rager.
I bricked a loaf in my pants when I saw this intimidating gang of outlaws.
Way to handle your liquor, guys.
Goes without saying that the one life this guy has will be awful.
Cute pic.
Man down.
That’s a shameful shit.
He won a trophy for not having all of his teeth.
The opposite of a power point.
The infamous blackout doggy style piss.
The beastiality one would come from Alabama.
12 years ago at 1:15 pmI can only imagine how much the blackout “doggystyle” piss guy hates himself right now.
12 years ago at 1:22 pmAt first, I was laughing at the “Making My Way Downtown” video, but then I began feeling sorry for them… I just don’t think they get it
12 years ago at 1:22 pmIs it not obvious that the video was a joke and meant to be humorous? It was a sorority recruitment spoof…
12 years ago at 1:40 amRemove the damn sailboats.
12 years ago at 1:25 pmYah take them off! This ^ guy really needs to see that KU guy’s balls.
12 years ago at 8:34 pmIs drunk shitting your self an all time low?
12 years ago at 1:37 pmMore so a rite of passage if you asked me.
12 years ago at 10:25 amThere is no fucking way those fairies are being serious.
12 years ago at 1:45 pmThere is no fucking way these fairies are being serious.
12 years ago at 1:46 pmThere was a point a few months ago when I was seeing homeless people wearing Greek letters at least once a week in Chicago.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmIntern, you have officially done one thing right cause of the Alice Goodwin video.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmLooks like those Psi U guys play for the other team.
12 years ago at 2:03 pmIs it not obvious that the video was a joke and meant to be humorous? It was a sorority recruitment spoof…
12 years ago at 1:46 amI don’t know too many straight men who’s gestures are as fruity as those.
12 years ago at 6:57 pm