FAIL FRIDAY: Naked And Free
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I used to give my frapple sauce (fratty apple sauce) to the hottest piece of ass in my kindergarden class. Been pulling mad gash ever since. TFM.
-Michigan

You sick bastard.

Telling all your bros that your mom poops a lot so they won’t try to bang her on parent’s weekend. TFM.
-Tennessee

“I mean yeah guys, my mom is pretty. But she poops like every five minutes.”

Properly manscaping for a big weekend of poundin’ poon. TGIF (Thank God I’m Frat).
-Anonymous

You can’t just throw whatever you want on the end of these. TGIF? Fuck outta here.

The “clicky-clack” of the nanny goat’s hooves as you nod your head and feed her some hay as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Alabama

Bestiality is fraaaat.

Randomly getting sharp, shooting pains through your frock from an old sex injury. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous

Just as a reminder, frock = frat + cock.

Emptying the house’s fire extinguishers and filling them with margaritas. TFM.
-Ohio

“WE’RE BURNING! WE’RE BURNING ALIVE! These margs are top notch though.”

Documenting the girth of my turds to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee

Well that’s really the only way to be sure.

Putting “Brown Eyed Girl” on the iTunes before you toss her salad. RFM.
-Alabama

If you’re going to eat butt, that’s the song to play.

Alumni that drop off 3 full cardboard boxes of porn at the chapter house. TFM.
-California

Ever heard of the internet, chief? Al Gore invented it to avoid creepy alumni porn.

Respectfully showing her dad your monster wang so he will know to buy her a wheel chair, because she will never walk again after you get in that ass. TFM.
-Tennessee

“Just a heads up, pops. Yeah…look at it. It’s a monster.”

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Looks like one hell of a sausage rager.

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I bricked a loaf in my pants when I saw this intimidating gang of outlaws.

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Way to handle your liquor, guys.

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Goes without saying that the one life this guy has will be awful.

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Cute pic.

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Man down.

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That’s a shameful shit.

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He won a trophy for not having all of his teeth.

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The opposite of a power point.

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The infamous blackout doggy style piss.

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  2. bobbenson

    Would’ve gone straight to the chaser if I knew she was waiting….yoooowzzza!

    12 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. denversoup

      Is it not obvious that the video was a joke and meant to be humorous? It was a sorority recruitment spoof…

      12 years ago at 1:44 am
  4. Brews_And_Bowties

    Does anyone actually click the link to view every fail Friday ever?
    It’s a rhetorical question. Once a week is enough failure. More than that and I have to shower to cleanse myself of the shame.

    12 years ago at 7:53 pm
  6. Mason_and_DixonsLine

    I’ve never gotten “shit myself wasted”, I must not be doing right. Or am I?

    12 years ago at 12:26 am
  8. Kegatron

    So at this point your not really thinking about it. Your just sitting on your laptop/phone listening to music, and scrolling through your various social networks. You then happen to stumble upon a picture of a really hot girl, and your like “damn shes hot”, but still nothing really happens, but then your like “damn, shes really hot, and it would be awesome to fuck her.” At this point you start getting some sick, nasty, awesome thoughts running through your sick, nasty, and awesome mind, and you start to rock the half chub, still at this point your not really thinking much of it, but then your like, “I could just sit here thinking about it, or I could be a man and do something about it.” So then you get up from your bed and go grab the essentials, its whatever Is most comfortable for you, tissues maybe, a blanket, a lucky sock, your dog. You might possibly grab some lube if thats the kind of mood your in. I personally like to heat up a mixture of toothpaste and hot sauce. It’s that minty/burning feeling that really gets me going. At this point you sit back down on your bad and start a nice slow jerk to the ideal fantasy about fucking that really hot girl, but then your like “what the fuck, I’m not in 2nd grade anymore, I need some real action.” So your grab your phone, and hit up your go to “The Hub”. You start scrolling through the categories hoping one just pops out at you. You think to yourself “Damn, I wish the girls in the videos were as hot as the girls in the ads.” You then see an ad with giant dick on it that says “this could be your s!”, and your like “why would I want penis reduction pills?” Anyway, your still scrolling through the categories. Anal? No not in the mood for that…….Big Tits? Nope not that either…..SheMale? No, had a bad experience with that yesterday……. And then, it hits you. The category you were looking for. Today your just in that mood…. The MILF category. At this point your enduring search has brought you down to about a quarter chub, but in the finding of your perfect category your full torqued, and ready to go. You scroll through the videos. You have to find one above 90% thumbs up. You find one at 69% thumbs up. Hell yea. You click it hoping to just use the video as an appetizer. You think to your self “This is going to be the best sesh ever, I’m gonna keep it going for like an hour, but I have to make sure to switch hands cause I cant have my right forearm looking that much bigger then my left, dont want to look like hank, his arms are so fucking weird, like how does that even happen? He does pull bitches though. Maybe thats what girls are in to? Alright, yea, im gonna only use my right hand for the next month, fuck yea.” You start the video. “Hell yea this girl is hot, im gonna make this one count.” You skip the blow job and straight to the fucking, cause lets be real, who watches this for the blow job. You start going and then…. Oh shit, fuck, no, fuck, FFFUUUCCCKK. God fucking dammit. You end up lasting about 2 minutes, “I bet hank lasts more then 2 minutes.” That was literally the most unsatisfying sesh in your life, but it was still fucking incredible.

    12 years ago at 10:46 pm