FAIL FRIDAY: Nerd Central
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Taking away your slam’s depression meds because one of the side effects is “difficulty swallowing.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
Thanks for starting this week off with a new, incredible low.
Making fun of your slam’s deceased mother after she tells her sisters you have a baby dick. TFM.
-Tennessee
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Trying to convince my dad to change our last name from Frederick to “Fraterick.” TFM.
-Kansas
Generations of family heritage mean nothing when you have a chance to frat hard forever.
Brothers referring to your wang as the “doo doo submarine” because all you do is anal. TFM.
-Tennessee
Probably the greatest penis nickname of all-time.
Telling your brother you need an emergency rubber, then just throwing it away. One less condom in the world. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Give this man a medal.
Winning the big dick contest at my family reunion, finally. TFM.
–Tennessee
Sounds like a real nice family you got there, kid.
Grinding with ice cubes in your pants so she doesn’t have the satisfaction of giving you a boner. TFM.
-Missouri
Whatever you have to do to keep her from being satisfied, do it.
Fifth of Makers: $27. Polo Shirt: $85. Sperry Top Siders: $115. Going through pledgeship: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s frattercard. TFM.
–Montana
Do less.
Free balling at laser quest to ensure full mobility. TFM.
-Virginia
Mobility is imperative. Can’t have some boxer-briefs slowing you down when you’re trying to own little kids with a pretend laser gun.
Bidding a minimum of 2 black guys per semester to increase your frat’s average penis size. TFM.
-New York
Gotta keep those stats up.
2 Chinz but I got me a few on.
I can’t even come up with a caption for this.
SpongeBob straight pounds the sorostitutes.
Looks like I won’t be getting any sleep tonight.
The slam and I. TFM.
Nerd central over here.
Just take out the fucking trash, you lazy TKE bastard.
Hoodie patrol! FaF.
Not letting the pledges leave until they blow twice the legal limit. TFM.
Why? Why would you do this?
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
I see that everyone got the memo to submit pictures of Evansville’s SAE chapter. I counted at least two.
12 years ago at 1:38 pmThere were three.
12 years ago at 4:46 pmThere was four actually
12 years ago at 5:17 pmI said “Oh, Christ” out loud watching the BYX video. Whoops.
12 years ago at 1:45 pmwhat the god damn fuck beta chi lsu
12 years ago at 1:47 pmCaption: “They put the ‘fat’ in ‘frat’ “. There you go intern, do your own damn job next week.
12 years ago at 1:57 pmBest chaser in a while
12 years ago at 1:57 pmGuy with the slurpee definitely does a little bit of this
12 years ago at 2:16 pmSome of these seemed like worthy wall posts. Had a hard time seeing what failed on some of them.
12 years ago at 2:17 pmThe real question is how did that TKE selfie get 11 likes
12 years ago at 2:35 pmAs much as I hate to give TKE an excuse for their actions..
nope. nevermind. can’t gonna do it.
12 years ago at 8:14 pmI got a kick out of the big gulp/Dumb and Dumber reference.
12 years ago at 2:38 pmThat was nice.
12 years ago at 8:58 amEvery time fail Friday is late I just sit and hope that the intern finally off’ed himself.
12 years ago at 2:41 pm