FAIL FRIDAY: Never Leave A Man Behind
Dude, I don’t know if anyone’s told you this, but you’ve got a roll of toilet paper where your frock should be.
Looks like a poo pillow to me.
Fratman Begins
Sigma Alpha Mu’s Animal House
He Went For The Dunk
Chaser
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When a native American girl at a party is all like “No, I don’t work in a fucking casino on a reservation. I’m from Philly.” as you throw your empty beer can on the floor and a single tear rolls down her cheek as your lead her back to your house for a pow wow #diversity TFM.
11 years ago at 12:02 pmAnd as for you intern, this fail friday sucked dick. You should know better than to post shit like this, or at least you should’ve developed some sort of Pavlovian response by now to the regular beatings you get as a result of your constant fuck ups. I know Aspergers is debilitating and that you lost all semblance of dignity after Uncle Bacon showed you a different way to toss a salad but damn it, kid, try to take some pride in your job. Being employed is literally the only thing you have going for you right now.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmNicely put. Not only was this fail Friday shitty, I had to wait an entire fucking half hour until I was out of bed to read this, which is utterly unacceptable. Also, how fucking gay are those rush videos? Thank God my house didnt make shit like that.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmShut up pledge
11 years ago at 3:32 pmFail Friday was an hour ahead of schedule today.
11 years ago at 4:14 pmThat’s when you toss her a smallpox blanket for lying about working at a casino on a reservation
11 years ago at 1:52 pmToo soon
11 years ago at 3:54 pmNot soon enough.
11 years ago at 9:12 pmOr you eat her.
11 years ago at 10:40 pmGod dammit intern, this is unacceptable
11 years ago at 12:09 pmNoon again? This intern has potential…
11 years ago at 12:09 pmSAE goobin it up
11 years ago at 12:09 pmNo way is that SAE, that is clearly Sammy based on the colors of the letters.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmPretty sure this is a dead body..
11 years ago at 12:12 pmThat’s a big jug of OJ.
11 years ago at 1:26 pmOr whatever is in that container. It’s the same color as the fluid around that dead man’s head.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmThe chaser really shouldn’t be the highlight of Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmThe excessive use of the word goober. TFM
11 years ago at 12:15 pmThis fail Friday is a fail in itself. Eat a dick intern.
11 years ago at 12:16 pm11 years ago at 12:23 pm
Having a meeting with the Bob’s. TFM
11 years ago at 3:34 pmYour picture ^^^ TFTC
11 years ago at 12:01 amWho are you pointing to?
11 years ago at 7:41 pmLooks like the jews came out swinging their tard bats this week
11 years ago at 12:24 pm“Swinging their tard bats” is going to become a new staple of my vocabulary
11 years ago at 12:44 pm