FAIL FRIDAY: Never Leave A Man Behind

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Man down.

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Ride that pony.

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Skis, huh?

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So many goobers.

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Dude, I don’t know if anyone’s told you this, but you’ve got a roll of toilet paper where your frock should be.

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Looks like a poo pillow to me.

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King of all the goobs.

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Man down.

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Men down.

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Never leave a man behind.

Fratman Begins

Sigma Alpha Mu’s Animal House

He Went For The Dunk

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  1. The_PA_Guy

    When a native American girl at a party is all like “No, I don’t work in a fucking casino on a reservation. I’m from Philly.” as you throw your empty beer can on the floor and a single tear rolls down her cheek as your lead her back to your house for a pow wow #diversity TFM.

    11 years ago at 12:02 pm
    1. The_PA_Guy

      And as for you intern, this fail friday sucked dick. You should know better than to post shit like this, or at least you should’ve developed some sort of Pavlovian response by now to the regular beatings you get as a result of your constant fuck ups. I know Aspergers is debilitating and that you lost all semblance of dignity after Uncle Bacon showed you a different way to toss a salad but damn it, kid, try to take some pride in your job. Being employed is literally the only thing you have going for you right now.

      11 years ago at 12:03 pm
      1. ucsb_burner_1856

        Nicely put. Not only was this fail Friday shitty, I had to wait an entire fucking half hour until I was out of bed to read this, which is utterly unacceptable. Also, how fucking gay are those rush videos? Thank God my house didnt make shit like that.

        11 years ago at 12:30 pm
    2. Fratdaddy_Lee

      That’s when you toss her a smallpox blanket for lying about working at a casino on a reservation

      11 years ago at 1:52 pm
    1. ucsb_burner_1856

      No way is that SAE, that is clearly Sammy based on the colors of the letters.

      11 years ago at 12:31 pm
      1. BuiltIn1855

        Or whatever is in that container. It’s the same color as the fluid around that dead man’s head.

        11 years ago at 1:28 pm