FAIL FRIDAY: Never Leave A Man Behind
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When your dad takes you to Mexico to lose your virginity. TFM.
-Anonymous
Nothing bonds a father and son together like Mexican prostitutes.
All I do is frat, frat, frat no matter what. All you bottom tier pussies can fuck me in the butt. TFM.
-Anonymous
Interesting remix. Thanks for sharing.
What makes me F.R.A.T? Friendship, Responsibility, and Aptitude for Teamwork. Frat on.
-Anonymous
We’re full of positive life lessons here at TFM.
Measuring your frock in millimeters to be more precise. TFM.
-Anonymous
Precision is key.
Hiring the fat kid to take a dump in a slam’s dorm and leave the door open. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s just plain impolite and cruel.
Slam said she would give me $1 for every inch of frock that I have. That was a quick 37 bucks. TFM.
-Anonymous
I’m no mathematician, but it appears you’re claiming to have a 37-inch frock.
The post-sex bowl with the slam’s Dad. TFM.
-Anonymous
You need to be more clear about what happened here.
If she’s got A’s stay away, B’s let her be, C’s or D’s give her the D, then pee. TFM.
-Anonymous
Laws by which every man should live.
The chapter president watching porn while talking to his mom on the phone. TFTC.
-Anonymous
Are you the chapter president? Or were you watching the chapter president watch porn while talking to his mom on the phone? Because that would be even weirder.
When my parents would send me up to my room I’d just rub one out. Hard to reflect on what I’ve done when I’m too busy spraying ghost blood all over the place. TFM.
-Anonymous
Ghost blood. I like that. That’s hilarious.
Never let that flag touch the ground, meat!
Tone those glutes.
Man down.
If you look up “goobers” in the dictionary, you’ll see this picture.
Look at those frocks (frat socks).
Would.
Interesting place for a bed.
Surely there were more comfortable places to crash available.
Looks like pizza.
Tap dat ass, betch!
notice the guy wearing rowdy gentleman in the dunk video…
11 years ago at 12:29 pmDo a better job intern
11 years ago at 12:32 pmyou guys over at the office think you could stop the contest to see who can fit a kielbasa furthest down their throat long enough to fix the app so you can see the second page of fail friday?
11 years ago at 12:35 pmIntern, “Man down” is not an acceptable caption for 5 of the 20 pictures you dumb sack of shit
11 years ago at 12:44 pmMan down photos are classic
11 years ago at 9:42 pmNeither are “If you look ____ up in the dictionary you’ll see this picture.” jokes.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmI didn’t realize people actually wore Rowdy Gent
11 years ago at 12:45 pmThe only terms/phrases I see are goober and man down… Not impressed intern. Not impressed.
11 years ago at 12:58 pmThe one guy beer bonging in the bathroom stall, WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?
11 years ago at 12:58 pmI liked the one where the man was down.
11 years ago at 1:23 pmSI won’t let us see some cooter? Fucking communists.
11 years ago at 2:09 pmWhat the fuck has this website become? The only good thing you have ever done was allowing me to sign in and hit the back page button without it signing me out. Fuck this.
11 years ago at 2:35 pm