FAIL FRIDAY: Never-ending Sadness
10 years ago

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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being like OJ Simpson in the sense that you’re talented, good looking, and also got away with a horrific double murder. TFM.

Pretty sure I’m legally required to report this.

Moving out of the American Eagle and Chubbies phase that you thought made you into a fratstar, and into the Brooks Brothers and Ralph Lauren stage that makes you into a fraternity man. TFM.

I want to kick you right in the tip of your dick.

Having a fake ID when you were 12 and it working every time. TFM.

Having a fake ID when you’re 12 years old is borderline sociopathic.

Making the pledges learn each brothers’ penis size so that they know you have the smallest frock. TFM.

Pretty weird pledge activity just to prove you have the smallest dingus.

Having a Microsoft Excel sheet to monitor everyone’s chill-to-pull ratio. TFM.

Make a separate spreadsheet to monitor how hard you’re trying.

Had to make her feel better by telling her that her vaginal canal is not too big, my dick is just too small. TFM.

You guys are way too willing to talk about your inadequate penis size.

Attending one last party at home, spilling your drink on a GDI, blaming it on the GDI next to you, and walking away. TFM.

Holy shit man you showed those geeds.

Nicknaming a pledge, just being his name said twice: “George George.” #embarrassing #TFM

Wow. Crazy.

Confidently knowing that if a study was ever done on frock (frat cock) sizes that you would most likely increase the frean (frat mean/frat average). TFM.

Please, I’m begging you, stop talking forever.

Making drinking Mike’s Hard not gay by drinking ALL the Mike’s Hard and then getting Mike hard and making it gay again. TFM.

Why don’t you sit the next couple plays out.

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Can't even spell their own damn shit.
Can’t even spell their own damn shit.
You alright there, homey?
You alright there, homey? Head shaved like Friar Tuck and shit.
Gang of goobers.
Gang of goobers.
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SWEET LORD WUT
SWEET LORD WUT
When you have to pee with a boner and don't wanna take no chances.
When you have to pee with a boner and don’t wanna take no chances.
Teehee playful brothership!
Teehee playful brothership!
Walking is for geeds.
Walking is for geeds.
Too hard for the motherfucking campus.
Too hard for the motherfucking campus.
Disgrace to the jersey.
Disgrace to the jersey.
You people are getting weirder and weirder.
You people are getting weirder and weirder.
Dude is way too happy for someone that just yacked.
Dude is way too happy for someone that just yacked.
Oh come on, man. That is just foul.
Oh come on, man. That is just foul.
Repping Reagan-Bush to the fullest with pee pants.
Repping Reagan-Bush to the fullest with pee pants.
Real AF.
Real AF.
When you only got one toilet.
When you only got one toilet.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos we found on Yeti are below.

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Phi Kappa Psi Lip Dub

Rush Video With Way Too Much Slow Motion

Drew For Homecoming King!!!

Chaser

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  2. A Well Known Result

    Whatever chapter that has those Alpha Sigs needs their charter burned.

    10 years ago at 1:06 pm
    1. SuperSig1845

      I think we will keep that Charter up on the Wall for a while, thanks for the suggestion though.

      10 years ago at 8:59 pm
  9. Perfect_Cell

    Wonder what’s Drew Horn’s chill/pull ratio

    #homecomingkingwedeservebutnotthekneweneedrightnow

    10 years ago at 2:35 pm
  10. Fratakin Skywalker

    Looks like some of these guys need to call Five Valleys Restoration and Cleaning at 406 542 2GRIZ

    10 years ago at 2:41 pm