FAIL FRIDAY: Never-ending Sadness
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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being like OJ Simpson in the sense that you’re talented, good looking, and also got away with a horrific double murder. TFM.
Pretty sure I’m legally required to report this.
Moving out of the American Eagle and Chubbies phase that you thought made you into a fratstar, and into the Brooks Brothers and Ralph Lauren stage that makes you into a fraternity man. TFM.
I want to kick you right in the tip of your dick.
Having a fake ID when you were 12 and it working every time. TFM.
Having a fake ID when you’re 12 years old is borderline sociopathic.
Making the pledges learn each brothers’ penis size so that they know you have the smallest frock. TFM.
Pretty weird pledge activity just to prove you have the smallest dingus.
Having a Microsoft Excel sheet to monitor everyone’s chill-to-pull ratio. TFM.
Make a separate spreadsheet to monitor how hard you’re trying.
Had to make her feel better by telling her that her vaginal canal is not too big, my dick is just too small. TFM.
You guys are way too willing to talk about your inadequate penis size.
Attending one last party at home, spilling your drink on a GDI, blaming it on the GDI next to you, and walking away. TFM.
Holy shit man you showed those geeds.
Nicknaming a pledge, just being his name said twice: “George George.” #embarrassing #TFM
Wow. Crazy.
Confidently knowing that if a study was ever done on frock (frat cock) sizes that you would most likely increase the frean (frat mean/frat average). TFM.
Please, I’m begging you, stop talking forever.
Making drinking Mike’s Hard not gay by drinking ALL the Mike’s Hard and then getting Mike hard and making it gay again. TFM.
Why don’t you sit the next couple plays out.
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This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos we found on Yeti are below.
Phi Kappa Psi Lip Dub
Rush Video With Way Too Much Slow Motion
Drew For Homecoming King!!!
Chaser
Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.
I would bet my last bottle of Woodford that the intern does the whole frock comparison thing, considering the amount of content that he devoted to that topic
10 years ago at 2:55 pmI hope the gentleman in the blue hat and green shorts on whatever the hell that is falls and breaks his nose.
10 years ago at 3:06 pmLambda chi coming in hot this week
10 years ago at 3:14 pmFail of the week belongs to the TFM App
10 years ago at 3:45 pmAtleast ΣΑΕ cut out the N word in this video. Baby steps.
10 years ago at 5:26 pmPhi Psi, I award you no dates and may God have mercy on your souls
10 years ago at 5:26 pmWhat happened to you, FIJI? You used to be cool..
10 years ago at 5:48 pmFail of the week: polo mane
10 years ago at 6:30 pmI know right, what a loser!
10 years ago at 10:01 pmSometimes it fells good to let it go, yaking can be a helper.
10 years ago at 8:07 pmNo one asked for your opinion, hoss
10 years ago at 8:09 pmQuit stealing my profile pic butthead
10 years ago at 9:59 pmYoure the one behind Polo__Mane you shifty snow monkey. Fuck you
10 years ago at 6:04 pmNever-ending sadness also happens to be the title of Steve Holt’s upcoming autobiography.
10 years ago at 8:22 pm