FAIL FRIDAY: New Semester, Same Shame
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

You say hazing I say caricature building. TFM.

Caricature building. There you have it, folks.

My idiotic bro Stu pooped in the bathroom right before I went in there to shower again! TFM.

Stu sounds like a real sonofabitch.

My parents resent each other. TFM.

Drink their booze and use your allowance to buy weed. That’ll show ’em.

Sending her a postcard from your dick and having the return address be “Weinerville.” TFM.

You, sir, are the most clever.

Scraped my freaking knee because my idiot bro Stu left his size 13 shoes on the ground! TFM.

God damn that Stu. Damn him to Hell.

I snort Tums. TFM.

I heard Tums get your turnt.

Rocking a blazer even for Netflix and chill. TFM.

Next person to say “Netflix and chill” is getting kicked in the dick.

Making fart jokes on the first date so when she lets one rip it won’t be awkward. TFM.

That’s very thoughtful of you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Beat the fuck out of my Bro Stu! TFM.

That bastard Stu finally got what was coming to him.

Since girls poop, I may as well just date one of my bros. TFM.

Now that’s what I call sound logic.

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What the shit?
What the shit?
Tell me thats really how you sleep.
Tell me that’s really how you sleep.
Never forget Fink.
Never forget Fink.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
I am so confused. Where is the second body?
I am so confused. Where is the second body?
Hand down, man down.
Hand down, man down.
Matching is easy. Brothership is hard.
Matching is easy. Brothership is hard.
Some guys just cant handle syllabus week.
Some guys just cant handle syllabus week.
So much slaying goes down in this lovemobile.
So much slaying goes down in this love-mobile.
Cutie patooties.
Cutie patooties.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Show her your fredgehog frat hedgehog).
Show her your fredgehog (frat hedgehog).
Youre not fooling anyone, virgins.
You’re not fooling anyone, virgins.
When she wears the pants.
When she wears the pants.
They make all the ladies frothy.
They make all the ladies frothy.
Just crushed this photo, fellas.
Just crushed this photo, fellas.
Rockin security crew youve got there.
Rockin’ security crew you’ve got there.
Rad board, bruh.
Rad board, bruh.

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You People Will Never Learn

Chaser

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  2. JohnRedcorn211

    Ashamed to be an SAE and a Native American this week, time to drown my sorrows in beers. I’ll be on the rez if you need me

    10 years ago at 12:18 pm
  4. DylanTroutt

    Either you’re getting worse at your job or people are becoming more responsible.

    No no, that’s not happening.

    10 years ago at 12:29 pm
  7. FratPoppa

    This is how you ring in the new school year, Intern? You are one sad pathetic loser.

    10 years ago at 12:38 pm
  8. Yourmomsface

    Make fail Friday article’s longer. That was only 90 seconds of my 15 minute shit.

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm