FAIL FRIDAY: New Semester, Same Shame
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

You say hazing I say caricature building. TFM.

Caricature building. There you have it, folks.

My idiotic bro Stu pooped in the bathroom right before I went in there to shower again! TFM.

Stu sounds like a real sonofabitch.

My parents resent each other. TFM.

Drink their booze and use your allowance to buy weed. That’ll show ’em.

Sending her a postcard from your dick and having the return address be “Weinerville.” TFM.

You, sir, are the most clever.

Scraped my freaking knee because my idiot bro Stu left his size 13 shoes on the ground! TFM.

God damn that Stu. Damn him to Hell.

I snort Tums. TFM.

I heard Tums get your turnt.

Rocking a blazer even for Netflix and chill. TFM.

Next person to say “Netflix and chill” is getting kicked in the dick.

Making fart jokes on the first date so when she lets one rip it won’t be awkward. TFM.

That’s very thoughtful of you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Beat the fuck out of my Bro Stu! TFM.

That bastard Stu finally got what was coming to him.

Since girls poop, I may as well just date one of my bros. TFM.

Now that’s what I call sound logic.

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What the shit?
What the shit?
Tell me thats really how you sleep.
Tell me that’s really how you sleep.
Never forget Fink.
Never forget Fink.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
I am so confused. Where is the second body?
I am so confused. Where is the second body?
Hand down, man down.
Hand down, man down.
Matching is easy. Brothership is hard.
Matching is easy. Brothership is hard.
Some guys just cant handle syllabus week.
Some guys just cant handle syllabus week.
So much slaying goes down in this lovemobile.
So much slaying goes down in this love-mobile.
Cutie patooties.
Cutie patooties.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Show her your fredgehog frat hedgehog).
Show her your fredgehog (frat hedgehog).
Youre not fooling anyone, virgins.
You’re not fooling anyone, virgins.
When she wears the pants.
When she wears the pants.
They make all the ladies frothy.
They make all the ladies frothy.
Just crushed this photo, fellas.
Just crushed this photo, fellas.
Rockin security crew youve got there.
Rockin’ security crew you’ve got there.
Rad board, bruh.
Rad board, bruh.

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  4. bromazepam

    I’d rather be forced to look at the SAE snowball pic as my phone’s background and wake up to myself covered in that monstrous pile of shit everyday for eternity than to hang out with a single one of those PsiU kids for five minutes.

    10 years ago at 1:21 pm
  5. Being True

    Its been a rough week for sigma pi, but i think sig ep takes the gold for worst picture.

    10 years ago at 1:48 pm
  7. DannyRayburn1898

    Your commentary is so brutal. It’s impressive how not funny you are. Suck start a pistol

    10 years ago at 2:13 pm
  9. JuiceStain

    What the fuck is going on with all the “co-Ed” fraternities how does that even work

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm