FAIL FRIDAY: New Year, Same Shame
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Getting a boner while benching 225. TFM.
That there is a safety hazard, fella.
Your dad calling your mom a slam, smacking her ass and telling you to take notes! TFM.
Didn’t see that exclamation point coming to be honest.
Giving the mall santa an erection when you sit on his lap because of how short your shorts are. TFM.
I’m picturing a really hairy 6’6” man wearing Chubbies sitting in Santa’s lap.
Always saying how ugly I am so ppl will disagree and component me. (I’m actually really hot and athletic.) TFM.
You mean “compliment,” right? Other than that, totally normal.
When you play Halo on acid and ruin your KDR. TFM.
Shiiiiit, son. I feel you.
Drunkenly eating ass and getting your teeth whitened at the dentist the next day. TFM.
I’m sure the oral hygienist fucking loved you.
When I was in 8th grade, I blacked out at a high school party. Who else started drinking this young?
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Getting jacked off everywhere (Target, Chipotle, Stride Rite, etc.) TFM.
Getting jacked off at a Chipotle should earn you life in prison IMO.
My phone autocorrects “grat” to “frat” because i type it so many times because I’m always fratting harder than everyone even on my friPhone. TFM.
People like you are legit ruining my life.
She was in the bathroom for 5.5 minutes on our first date at Applebee’s. I was 100% certain she was pooping. We get married next week. TFM.
That story took an unexpected turn at the end.
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I just don’t understand how that picture of the two boners drinking Starbucks in chubbies isn’t on here.
9 years ago at 11:53 amThe TKE Rush video made me so uncomfortable
9 years ago at 11:55 amI actually forgot Fail Friday was a thing, since we haven’t had one in so long.
9 years ago at 11:58 amSome of these are recycled. NF
9 years ago at 11:59 amSo, do Grandex execs force you to give them rim jobs or something if you don’t advertise the exec board videos? Cause I think we’ve established that none of us give a fuck.
9 years ago at 12:01 pmThank god none of my drunkenly submitted wall posts were featured. Another week dodging the bullet
9 years ago at 12:05 pmshit I cant even unlock my fucking phone hammered… low key impressed with your ability to use technology and somewhat disappointed with my lack of motor skills while drunk.
9 years ago at 10:30 pmI honestly thought we wouldn’t see one for a second week in a row.
9 years ago at 12:54 pmSeeing that Fiji video full of kids we turned away at rush does my heart good, Intern. Now shoo, back into your cage.
9 years ago at 12:54 pmYou really showed them bro, I bet you guys rage hard as fuck at Northern Arizona.
9 years ago at 12:47 amMaybe not, but at least I don’t have to fuck Tennessee cows.
9 years ago at 5:38 amFair enough
9 years ago at 9:28 amDriving a vette I can understand. Driving a convertible vette I can understand. Putting FRAT plates on your convertible vette I can understand. But putting the stripes on the convertible vette’s fender makes you a total douche.
9 years ago at 1:10 pmActually, the stripes are just icing on the cake of being a white trash dicksmack who drives a ‘vette.
9 years ago at 3:00 pmThe stripes come standard on the Grand Sport version of the sister fuck mobile
9 years ago at 5:52 amShame the alcohol bottles were empty. Could have had a solid party otherwise.
9 years ago at 1:11 pm