FAIL FRIDAY: New Year, Same Shit
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 17 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting “beat the shit out of your 10-year-old cousin” drunk. TFM.

That’s not good.

Getting tonsillitis from a girl you sleeped with, but still telling everyone it was worth it. TFM.

Did you just use “sleeped” as the past tense of sleep? Impressively stupid.

Ruining family vacation plans by projectile vomiting in the minivan the morning after but not getting in trouble by blaming “motion sickness.” TFM.

You’re a real inconsiderate prick, you know that?

Running around your house naked as fuck on a Thursday night. TFM.

What an animal.

You’re only goal for 2015 being to drink more than you did in 2014. TFM.

You should have another goal: learning the difference between “you’re” and “your,” you blithering idiot.

Powerpointing every single time your professor says the word “PowerPoint.” TFM.

The trying is strong with this one.

I always carry another pair of undies on me in case I shart…or cum. TFM.

You’re a disgusting human being.

Using retards for your D-line. TSabanM.

Roll retards!

Being too busy poundin’ brews and slammin’ hoes to celebrate Christmas. TFM.

Jesus will be addressing this TFM submission when he’s tossing you into the fires of Hell.

Pulling a Hooters waitress, fucking her in the Hooters bathroom, then not leaving her a tip. TFM.

No, no you didn’t. But yes, that would be a TFM.

Where is your letter of intent?
Where is your letter of intent?
You are pathetic, Mario.
You’re pathetic, Mario.
Frandalf Frat Gandalf.
Frandalf (Frat Gandalf) rocks New Balance.
It isnt Christmas unless youre making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.
It isn’t Christmas unless you’re making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.
Thats a trophy catch.
That’s a trophy catch.
Butt pee.
Butt pee.
Hes HAF and doesnt care who knows it.
He’s HAF and doesn’t care who knows it.
Raaaaaaalph.
Raaaaaaalph.
Mmmm creamy.
Mmmm creamy.
Well said.
Well said.
This is how you tailgate.
This is how you tailgate.
No, no its not.
No, no it’s not.
I dont even know.
I don’t even know.
How you doin, buddy?
How you doin’ buddy? Good?
Oh thats unfortunate.
Oh that’s extremely unfortunate.
#fratfratfrat
#fratfratfrat
Kitty had claws.
Kitty had claws.

Chubbies Shorts

Bar Slide

Chaser

Double Chaser

  3. texasbabe

    it’s ok intern, at least you didn’t forget #babysteps #newyearsresolution #pleasefuckme

    11 years ago at 4:28 pm
  5. Jonny Plant His Seed

    High as fuck kid was so high, he sipped a solo cup full of his own piss the entire night.

    11 years ago at 4:36 pm
  6. Narddog

    He even used a video that was posted earlier today for a chaser. What the hell is wrong with you intern

    11 years ago at 4:38 pm
  9. Whisky Dick

    Don’t really understand how getting your back massacred by a slam is FF worthy…seems pretty admirable to me

    11 years ago at 5:06 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Because it’s fake. The only way those marks could look like that on that complexion would be if the girl (or guy) was just out of frame still reeling and this guy popped up as soon as he was done to jump in front f the camera guy who was waiting there the whole time.

      I would know. Our species’ mating ritual involves a lot of biting.

      11 years ago at 10:29 am
  11. Gohan

    Two things:

    1. Intern, get your fucking shit together this year you worthless trash

    2. To the guy who took a selfie with the kid with Down syndrome, I hope you burn in hell you piece of shit

    11 years ago at 5:26 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Co-sign #2. People who make fun of disabled/retarded/whatever are the lowest form of life.

      11 years ago at 6:02 pm
      5. Perfect_Cell

        You sound cute when you try to act all badass and frat pretending you never watched DBZ or pretending to be heterosexual for that matter

        11 years ago at 2:55 am