FAIL FRIDAY: New Year, Same Shit
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 17 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting “beat the shit out of your 10-year-old cousin” drunk. TFM.

That’s not good.

Getting tonsillitis from a girl you sleeped with, but still telling everyone it was worth it. TFM.

Did you just use “sleeped” as the past tense of sleep? Impressively stupid.

Ruining family vacation plans by projectile vomiting in the minivan the morning after but not getting in trouble by blaming “motion sickness.” TFM.

You’re a real inconsiderate prick, you know that?

Running around your house naked as fuck on a Thursday night. TFM.

What an animal.

You’re only goal for 2015 being to drink more than you did in 2014. TFM.

You should have another goal: learning the difference between “you’re” and “your,” you blithering idiot.

Powerpointing every single time your professor says the word “PowerPoint.” TFM.

The trying is strong with this one.

I always carry another pair of undies on me in case I shart…or cum. TFM.

You’re a disgusting human being.

Using retards for your D-line. TSabanM.

Roll retards!

Being too busy poundin’ brews and slammin’ hoes to celebrate Christmas. TFM.

Jesus will be addressing this TFM submission when he’s tossing you into the fires of Hell.

Pulling a Hooters waitress, fucking her in the Hooters bathroom, then not leaving her a tip. TFM.

No, no you didn’t. But yes, that would be a TFM.

Where is your letter of intent?
Where is your letter of intent?
You are pathetic, Mario.
You’re pathetic, Mario.
Frandalf Frat Gandalf.
Frandalf (Frat Gandalf) rocks New Balance.
It isnt Christmas unless youre making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.
It isn’t Christmas unless you’re making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.
Thats a trophy catch.
That’s a trophy catch.
Butt pee.
Butt pee.
Hes HAF and doesnt care who knows it.
He’s HAF and doesn’t care who knows it.
Raaaaaaalph.
Raaaaaaalph.
Mmmm creamy.
Mmmm creamy.
Well said.
Well said.
This is how you tailgate.
This is how you tailgate.
No, no its not.
No, no it’s not.
I dont even know.
I don’t even know.
How you doin, buddy?
How you doin’ buddy? Good?
Oh thats unfortunate.
Oh that’s extremely unfortunate.
#fratfratfrat
#fratfratfrat
Kitty had claws.
Kitty had claws.

Chubbies Shorts

Bar Slide

Chaser

Double Chaser

  2. Ihavefirmnipples

    Every week I rely on this useless cockroach to post FF at a reasonable time and every week I am left disappointed. The one area you succeed in life is proving my theory that there are people on this planet with an infinite capacity for fucking up. Didn’t even make it in time for my post dinner explosive diarrhea.

    11 years ago at 5:40 pm
  3. not enough beer

    There comes a point where your dad body turns into a fat piece of shit. NF.

    11 years ago at 5:45 pm
  5. DornFromMajorLeague

    for the record, both the blow up doll and the tailgating pics are tfms, plus an obligatory “fuck your lineage” intern

    11 years ago at 6:21 pm
  6. Butch Coolidge

    Does anyone else just read the fail TFM’s and not read the interns commentary because he’s an unfunny, incompetent cactus squatter?

    11 years ago at 7:25 pm
    1. ProudPhi2042

      The intern strikes me as a “Camp Out All Night for the Latest Pair of Jordan’s” kind of guy.

      11 years ago at 12:18 am