FAIL FRIDAY: No Girls Allowed
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Talking your way into her wiener koozie. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s what we’re calling it now? A wiener koozie? God help us.

Ordering fish tacos on my first date with her so she knows I’m down to munch. TFM.
-Anonymous

Nothing says, “I’m down to munch,” like an order of fish tacos.

Shot 10 Nerf darts at the light switch whilst laying in bed. Missed all 10 shots, so I slept with the light on. TFM.
-Anonymous

Do I even have to say it? I do. Cool story bro.

Taking her to the Sbarro in the mall then doing her in the family bathroom Italian style. TFM.
-Anonymous

I don’t know what “Italian style” entails, but it sounds tight.

Having the pledge fucks clean and polish all 43 pairs of my Sperrys. TFM.
-Anonymous

If you have 43 pairs of Sperrys, you should take the laces from all of them, tie them together, and hang yourself.

I slept with 12 girls my first day in PCB. TFM.
-Anonymous

No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.

The unspoken bond between you and the other guy wearing Chubbies. TFM.
-Anonymous

The unspoken bond is that you want to make sex with each other’s butts.

Dad’s excuse for coming home drunk from the strip club being: “You can take the fratstar from a party, but you can’t take the party from the fratstar!” TFM.
-Anonymous

Divorce. TFM.

There once was a man named Fratman Finnigan, had no whiskers on his frockigan, kept it clean so girls would blow that thang, oh Fratman Finnigan begin again. TFM.
-Anonymous

Da fuq?

I wear sunglasses when I masturbate because I’m just that frat. TFM.
-Anonymous

Frock’s so bright, gotta wear shades.

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Woman down.

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Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Man down.

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Nice cooler, fellas.

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They’re doing every possible thing wrong.

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Possibly the worst spring break photo of all-time.

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Except for literally all of the problems.

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Was that tattoo worth this photo?

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Frat.

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Hahaha Heisenpurrg.

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  4. Kappa Significant

    That puking guy actually has a fish tank to lure girls up to his room. Way to go, man.

    11 years ago at 1:20 pm
  6. The_Sherminator

    Intern, that beach video is fucking hysterical. Morgan freeman is probably the most frat mother fucker out there. That being said, ask the guy who has 43 sperrys if you can borrow his rope to hang yourself after him. You are a disgrace.

    11 years ago at 1:24 pm
  7. Shane_Frattier_31

    And with this week’s fail Friday, the intern has officially passed Bono as the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

    11 years ago at 1:27 pm
  8. The_PA_Guy

    When youre swimming with a girl in the ocean and she’s all like “Shit I think I just got my period.” as you nod your head and a fin peaks out of the water as you decide to bang her right there in the water. TFM

    11 years ago at 1:35 pm
  9. Sark Manchez

    A different chick in the office inevitably comes to my desk every Friday while I read this column and sees me looking at passed out naked guys. Every week I still read it.

    11 years ago at 1:35 pm
  11. broseph061991

    Dear Intern,
    I spent my entire morning class refreshing TFM waiting for your fucking lazy piece of shit ass to post Fail Friday, and now its finally posted after my class is over. So thank you for making this morning suck ass, I hope while your driving your Prius home from work today a semi T-bones u and your car explodes. Obviously Dorno would die too cause he would be in your passenger seat giving you road head. Fuck your self and die

    11 years ago at 1:48 pm