FAIL FRIDAY: No Girls Allowed
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Talking your way into her wiener koozie. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s what we’re calling it now? A wiener koozie? God help us.
Ordering fish tacos on my first date with her so she knows I’m down to munch. TFM.
-Anonymous
Nothing says, “I’m down to munch,” like an order of fish tacos.
Shot 10 Nerf darts at the light switch whilst laying in bed. Missed all 10 shots, so I slept with the light on. TFM.
-Anonymous
Do I even have to say it? I do. Cool story bro.
Taking her to the Sbarro in the mall then doing her in the family bathroom Italian style. TFM.
-Anonymous
I don’t know what “Italian style” entails, but it sounds tight.
Having the pledge fucks clean and polish all 43 pairs of my Sperrys. TFM.
-Anonymous
If you have 43 pairs of Sperrys, you should take the laces from all of them, tie them together, and hang yourself.
I slept with 12 girls my first day in PCB. TFM.
-Anonymous
No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.
The unspoken bond between you and the other guy wearing Chubbies. TFM.
-Anonymous
The unspoken bond is that you want to make sex with each other’s butts.
Dad’s excuse for coming home drunk from the strip club being: “You can take the fratstar from a party, but you can’t take the party from the fratstar!” TFM.
-Anonymous
Divorce. TFM.
There once was a man named Fratman Finnigan, had no whiskers on his frockigan, kept it clean so girls would blow that thang, oh Fratman Finnigan begin again. TFM.
-Anonymous
Da fuq?
I wear sunglasses when I masturbate because I’m just that frat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Frock’s so bright, gotta wear shades.
Woman down.
Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
Man down.
Nice cooler, fellas.
They’re doing every possible thing wrong.
Possibly the worst spring break photo of all-time.
Except for literally all of the problems.
Was that tattoo worth this photo?
Frat.
Hahaha Heisenpurrg.
When did SAE get Nigerian Chapter?
11 years ago at 1:54 pmPretty sure that last picture is of a rape victim.
11 years ago at 2:04 pmYou might have deleted the link to my video Dorno but don’t even tell me you didn’t enjoy it. Unless of course all the things people say about you and your preference for prepubescent non-caucasian boys is actually true. In which case, I apologize for providing link to two beautiful women dancing in a very provocative way because obviously beautiful, nude women offend you.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmI was doing ok with that chaser until they started touching each other.
11 years ago at 3:56 pmIntern, did you go to grade school? For Christ’s sake. It was a play on the classic “There was a man named Michael Finnigan. He grew whiskers on his chin-a-gin. They fell off and then grew in again. Poor ole Michael Finnigin. Begin again.” etc.
11 years ago at 5:02 pmWhat the fuck is a family bathroom?
11 years ago at 5:05 pmKappa so protein shake
11 years ago at 5:31 pm“Gentleman, from here on out, it’ shall be called the weiner koozie.”
11 years ago at 5:44 pmMotion to make the wiener koozie the Frockoozie.
11 years ago at 7:37 pmHey Intern, you should try this great new product called cyanide. It makes all your problems go away.
11 years ago at 2:13 am