FAIL FRIDAY: No Guts, No Glory
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tailgating your grandfather’s funeral. TFM.

I mean, if he requested that you do this then I guess it’s fine.

Proposed to my girlfriend at formal in Nashville. All my brothers were there to cheer me on and pop champagne when she said yes. TFM.

What an IDIOT.

When your frat bros throw you a b-day party, but none of them rage as hard as you, so you get blackout alone like a boss. TFM.

Hey guess what you have a drinking problem.

Living at the house even though you graduated 6 years ago. TFM.

Yeah that’s totally normal and cool.

Wearing shoes that are way too big just so people think you have a giant dick. TFM.

I wear a size 12, but really I’m a 9.

So many people I low key and some high key just don’t like in my frat. TFM.

#firstworldproblems

Fairly often I’ll itch my asshole and then smell my fingers and genuinely enjoy it. TFM.

You’re an ape. You belong in the zoo.

Smoking snorting toking drinking fucking sucking murdering the homeless. TFM.

Woah there, fella.

When the dude in front of you at the grocery store is trying to use all these coupons so you dump gasoline on him and bust out the lighter. TFM.

Probably unnecessarily drastic measures, but your point stands.

Fuck you intern you’re a piece of shit. Go swallow Dorn’s cock and stop posting shit pictures, videos, and wall posts. TTheInternIsAnInbredCuntM.

Well, that’s enough for today.

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Dude on the far left is just a mess.
Dude on the far left is just a mess.
Got a little something on your shoulder there, chief.
Got a little something on your shoulder there, chief.
You look miserable.
You look miserable.
She's super into it.
She’s super into it.
Not going to lie, fellas -- this is a little awkward.
Not going to lie, fellas — this is a little awkward.
YOU BLEW IT!
YOU BLEW IT!
Couldn't even finish is 'za. Pathetic.
Couldn’t even finish his ‘za. Pathetic.
I respect his ability to sleep anywhere.
I respect his ability to sleep anywhere.
Man down, pants down.
Man down, pants down.
Homey is having a rough one.
Homey is having a rough one.
Is he alive?
Is he alive?
The ol' duct tape cage trick.
The ol’ duct tape cage trick.
Tinkled in his trousers.
Tinkled in his trousers and puked on his pants.
Printing this photo out and taking it to my barber for my next haircut.
Printing this photo out and taking it to my barber for my next haircut.
Brothership is beautiful.
Brothership is beautiful.
Things could only get slightly worse.
Things could only get slightly worse.
0 KM/H
0 KM/H
He has assumed the position.
He has assumed the position.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.

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Halloween Fireworks

Mikey For Daggerman

When The Bull Gets The Best Of You

Chaser

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

She’ll take your life, then your shirt…

  6. Brotein Shake

    Damnit Intern, how am I supposed to complain about only having Steve Holt articles to read when you actually get Fail Friday up when it should be?

    10 years ago at 8:26 am
  7. FratsAndStats

    shoutout to the dumbass who didnt call Triple A or something to get into his jeep just decided ill just break the fuckin window

    10 years ago at 8:29 am
  9. Larry_Sellers

    I wasn’t ready for the kid kneeling over the toilet with red puke between his legs. Thanks for ruining my morning, intern.

    10 years ago at 8:30 am