FAIL FRIDAY: No Pants, No Problem
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Bidding a bunch of autistic kids so there’s less competition in the pussy department. TFM.
Come on, man. Just…come on.
Cleaning her shit off your dick and heading back to the bar. TFM.
You disgusting bastard.
Wearing so much Ralph Lauren that your bros question if you’re parents are major steak holders. Honestly, TFTC.
Honestly, I want to change your face with my fist.
My frock (frat cock) slipped out of my frants (frat pants) in class the other day and some chick just started giving me a frandjob (frat hand job). TFM.
What’s the difference between a normal handjob and a frandjob, I wonder?
Asking LensCrafters if the protection plan covers your croakies as well. TFM.
I give up. I just don’t get it anymore.
Actually wearing spandex pants, and then realizing it does make your ass look amazing. TFM.
That Lululemon is a miracle worker. There’s no denying that.
Posting all your workouts on twitter so your bros can know how swole you’re getting. TFM.
You’re the worst kind of person.
Asking the dime piece blonde working at the Walgreens drive thru pharmacy to throw a handle of Captain and a couple Magnum XLs in along with your STD medication. TFM.
Quite the charmer you are.
Faking an injury during intramural games so all the babes will feel sorry for you and want to do you. TFM.
Let us know how that works out for you.
Getting written up on a nightly basis for violating quiet hours due to singing “Wagon Wheel” to slams. TFM.
All hail King Cheese Dick.




















this was later than my slam’s period. fuck you intern.
11 years ago at 10:34 pmfucking krispy kreme
11 years ago at 12:21 amMajor steak holder. Fuck me guy. How did you make it to college without falling off a cliff yet?
11 years ago at 8:09 amI still like to see a group of muscular men.
11 years ago at 11:20 amIntern, I hope you trip on a dildo and impale yourself in the dick, therefore preventing any potential future generations. Not that you are reproductively capable in the first place.
11 years ago at 11:10 amFreedom Pants > Frants (Frat Pants)
11 years ago at 7:32 amWatching the Chaser made me miss my moped.
11 years ago at 7:55 am