FAIL FRIDAY: No Shame November
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Pulling fast ones on slow women. TFM.
-Ohio
Tricking the mentally handicapped into sleeping with you is wrong.
“Why does your room smell like vagina? Oh wait, that’s my face.” TFM.
-Indiana
Just go wash your face, dude. Gross.
Waist-banding your fully torqued frat rod while shirtless. TFM.
-Illinois
For those unfamiliar with the terminology, he’s saying he tucks his boner into his waistband while shirtless, thus exposing his boner.
Fancy hotdogs and meat balls every weekend lol
-Anonymous
100% guarantee this person is stoned out of their fucking mind.
Doing coke off a slam’s vagina and getting a pube in your nose. TFM.
-Kentucky
Can’t you just do your drugs off of a mirror or other flat surface like normal people?
Accidentally texted a pledge instead of my girlfriend: “Hey Shnookums.” And the pledge replied, “Hello Sir. How may I help you?” TFM.
-Arizona
Every single man who calls his woman “shnookums” should be put in a giant pit and forced to fight to the death. Only one loser can emerge.
Paying for a 3 dollar bong rip with a check. TFM.
-Virginia
Wasn’t aware that you could buy weed by the bong rip, much less that you could pay with a fucking check.
Jerking the frat hound off the day before it gets neutered. RFM.
-New York
Don’t do that. Please don’t do this.
pink chubbies. light blue polo. sperries. my gf on my shoulder.TFM
-New Hampshire
This made me vomit on myself.
When your frat throws a trick or treat party for the kids with Big Bros, Big Sisters and a kid asks you, “What’s your costume?” and you’re all like, “I’m a frat star going to night class,” as you put your shades on, crush a brew, and turn to head to class. TFM.
-Oklahoma
I hope everyone knows how much personal anguish I endure just to put this column together for you.
Group mirror selfies are even more disturbing to me than normal selfies.
Cute tutus. Game recognize game.
That’s the face of a determined sexual predator.
The finest pair of rush boobs I ever did saw.
I wonder how much horse power that thing has.
I heard the dude with the fro has banged out more strange than Wilt Chamberlain.
Why? Why would you Snapchat this? I fucking hate Snapchat.
Solid form, questionable photo.
Word of advise. Hit the mute button on the chaser. You’ll thank me later.
12 years ago at 12:57 pmAnybody notice the woman down is married? Lucky guy
12 years ago at 12:58 pmgreat… another dip shit who doesnt know his left from right… take a lap
12 years ago at 2:03 pmI had to stop the video as soon as that fat dude started shotgunning cheerwine.
12 years ago at 12:59 pmShotgunning a Cheerwine. FaF
12 years ago at 1:00 pmThat video made me cringe. So much Aspergers. So little daylight. Zero bids.
12 years ago at 1:03 pmFake accent. Stay classy University of Missouri kC.
12 years ago at 1:05 pmHire Pennsylvania as a Fail Friday writer as you hand him/her a drink, nod your head, and lead them back to your house to bang.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmA lot of fraternities represented today.. Figured PIKE and TKE would have come in swinging with their retard bats.
12 years ago at 1:06 pmSofia, I can’t make out a damn word you’re saying but that’s OK.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmEnglish, Motherfucker. Do you speak it?
12 years ago at 1:55 pm^who gives a shit. Not like what they are saying matters anyway
12 years ago at 6:49 pmShe was speaking?
12 years ago at 10:26 pmWhen Klodia Koveral took a bite out of that apple my dick ripped my pants open because it sprung up so hard.
12 years ago at 1:11 pmShe probably doesn’t want that toilet seat so close to her snatch.
12 years ago at 1:18 pm