FAIL FRIDAY: No Shame November
TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pulling fast ones on slow women. TFM.
-Ohio

Tricking the mentally handicapped into sleeping with you is wrong.

“Why does your room smell like vagina? Oh wait, that’s my face.” TFM.
-Indiana

Just go wash your face, dude. Gross.

Waist-banding your fully torqued frat rod while shirtless. TFM.
-Illinois

For those unfamiliar with the terminology, he’s saying he tucks his boner into his waistband while shirtless, thus exposing his boner.

Fancy hotdogs and meat balls every weekend lol
-Anonymous

100% guarantee this person is stoned out of their fucking mind.

Doing coke off a slam’s vagina and getting a pube in your nose. TFM.
-Kentucky

Can’t you just do your drugs off of a mirror or other flat surface like normal people?

Accidentally texted a pledge instead of my girlfriend: “Hey Shnookums.” And the pledge replied, “Hello Sir. How may I help you?” TFM.
-Arizona

Every single man who calls his woman “shnookums” should be put in a giant pit and forced to fight to the death. Only one loser can emerge.

Paying for a 3 dollar bong rip with a check. TFM.
-Virginia

Wasn’t aware that you could buy weed by the bong rip, much less that you could pay with a fucking check.

Jerking the frat hound off the day before it gets neutered. RFM.
-New York

Don’t do that. Please don’t do this.

pink chubbies. light blue polo. sperries. my gf on my shoulder.TFM
-New Hampshire

This made me vomit on myself.

When your frat throws a trick or treat party for the kids with Big Bros, Big Sisters and a kid asks you, “What’s your costume?” and you’re all like, “I’m a frat star going to night class,” as you put your shades on, crush a brew, and turn to head to class. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I hope everyone knows how much personal anguish I endure just to put this column together for you.

Group mirror selfies are even more disturbing to me than normal selfies.