FAIL FRIDAY: Punch In The Balls
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Intentionally breaking my leg in order to get prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a drug addict. You need help.

Being removed as a potential juror because “drinking beer and slamming slams” isn’t the occupation they’re looking for in a juror. TFM.
-Louisiana

“He can’t be on this jury. He’s frat as fuck.” -The Judge

Put my dick in a gordita and told my slam, “Yo quiero suck my dick.” TFM.
-Tennessee

Not sure that translates the way want it to, chief.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Natty. Jack fell down after too much crown and Jill said, “Oh you’re fratty.” TFM.
–North Carolina

The world will be a better place when you perish from it.

Kneeling on the mini-golf course so you can use your club as a long putter. TFM.
-South Carolina

Hopefully one of your friends drop-kicked you in the back.

Positioning your iPhone in your frocket so your nipples vibrate every time the slam hits you up. TFM.
-Texas

Now that’s what I call “sexting.”

Putting a whoopy cushion under the hottest girl in class so no other frat dawgs will talk to her. TAllMineM.
-Tennessee

Power move.

Eating soup with a fork. TFM.
–Anonymous

It’s funny because it can’t be done!

Being eskimo bros with the frathound. TFM.
-Maryland

Gross, dude.

Was wanking my cobra to punishtube the other day and accidentally OG Mudbone’d my ropes into the girl in front of me’s hair. She was impressed by my load and is now my main squeeze. TFM.
-Virginia

Classic fairytale love story, right there.

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Sleeping on top of your doghouse. TFM.

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I’d rather sleep in a bush than wear that hat.

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American gargoyle geed.

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Let it all out, buddy.

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Who wants s’mores?

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“How’d last night end up for you?” Not good.

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Right in the raisins.

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Land of the free.

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Wait for it…

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I don’t know what’s worse: her passing out, whoever is poking her with that pole, or whoever climbed the stall to take this photo.

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  2. PhiPsiPhrat

    I hope that the Jack and Jill post inspires more TFM Children’s Stories. Could be hilarious.

    12 years ago at 1:04 pm
    2. PhiPsiPhrat

      Humpty Dumpty, The Princess and the Pea (more likely “Pee” on this site), Alice in Wonderland. They all have such built in innuendo already.

      12 years ago at 1:45 pm
    5. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

      “The Princess and The Pea” is already dirty, the whole point is to be full of double entendres and innuendo.

      12 years ago at 11:02 pm
  3. Beowolf

    Why would you disgrace Old Glory with 4 naked dudes standing behind it. The fuck were you thinking.

    12 years ago at 1:04 pm
  5. Frattios and sperrys

    I don’t know what makes me harder, the Chaser or Rebecca Martinson’s columns…

    12 years ago at 1:06 pm
    1. NoYouDidnt

      ^Says the guy who knows that Pike at UNCW is far above whatever half ass house he belongs to.

      12 years ago at 1:17 pm
    5. BurgundyGetsBitches

      ^^ good try. fuck no. ^ yeah, because going to school 10 minutes away from the biggest port city in North Carolina is NF. Laps for both of you.

      12 years ago at 8:24 am
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      Gonna download it and play it at parties. See how long it takes the broads to catch on. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

      12 years ago at 3:33 pm