FAIL FRIDAY: Punch In The Balls
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Intentionally breaking my leg in order to get prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a drug addict. You need help.
Being removed as a potential juror because “drinking beer and slamming slams” isn’t the occupation they’re looking for in a juror. TFM.
-Louisiana
“He can’t be on this jury. He’s frat as fuck.” -The Judge
Put my dick in a gordita and told my slam, “Yo quiero suck my dick.” TFM.
-Tennessee
Not sure that translates the way want it to, chief.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Natty. Jack fell down after too much crown and Jill said, “Oh you’re fratty.” TFM.
–North Carolina
The world will be a better place when you perish from it.
Kneeling on the mini-golf course so you can use your club as a long putter. TFM.
-South Carolina
Hopefully one of your friends drop-kicked you in the back.
Positioning your iPhone in your frocket so your nipples vibrate every time the slam hits you up. TFM.
-Texas
Now that’s what I call “sexting.”
Putting a whoopy cushion under the hottest girl in class so no other frat dawgs will talk to her. TAllMineM.
-Tennessee
Power move.
Eating soup with a fork. TFM.
–Anonymous
It’s funny because it can’t be done!
Being eskimo bros with the frathound. TFM.
-Maryland
Gross, dude.
Was wanking my cobra to punishtube the other day and accidentally OG Mudbone’d my ropes into the girl in front of me’s hair. She was impressed by my load and is now my main squeeze. TFM.
-Virginia
Classic fairytale love story, right there.
Sleeping on top of your doghouse. TFM.
I’d rather sleep in a bush than wear that hat.
American gargoyle geed.
Let it all out, buddy.
Who wants s’mores?
“How’d last night end up for you?” Not good.
Right in the raisins.
Land of the free.
Wait for it…
I don’t know what’s worse: her passing out, whoever is poking her with that pole, or whoever climbed the stall to take this photo.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Someone needs to tell Andy Milonakis that you don’t bake s’mores.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmI see the balanced man program is working out quite well for Sig Ep. Also strong showing from Pike.. again.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmI hope you know that it’s Saturday on the other side of the world. This is not acceptable.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmYour name is the worst.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmRealistically, he has a point.
12 years ago at 4:09 pmIf I had one left in the chamber and I had a choice to either shoot Intern or the devil, TFM would need a new Fail Friday writer
12 years ago at 1:52 pmThanks for sharing.
12 years ago at 7:29 pmGirl in the stall looks like she’s about ready for a Pike to swoop in.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmI actually thought the delta gamma tank was pretty clever
12 years ago at 2:00 pmLeanna Decker…I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and New Delhi sewer water while a rabbit hamster is clamped on to me for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rottweilers after i crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class.
12 years ago at 2:08 pmthis ^
12 years ago at 3:27 pmahh the New Delhi rabbit hamster. I heard those things are ferocious. The only way that could get any worse is if it were a rabid rabbit hamster.
12 years ago at 7:23 pmThe fraturniture song was not that bad
12 years ago at 2:12 pmIntentionally breaking a pledge’s leg so he can get you prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
12 years ago at 2:55 pmI may be biased, but does chugging an energy drink really deserve fail friday?
12 years ago at 3:23 pmYea
12 years ago at 4:40 pm