FAIL FRIDAY: Punch In The Balls
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Intentionally breaking my leg in order to get prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a drug addict. You need help.
Being removed as a potential juror because “drinking beer and slamming slams” isn’t the occupation they’re looking for in a juror. TFM.
-Louisiana
“He can’t be on this jury. He’s frat as fuck.” -The Judge
Put my dick in a gordita and told my slam, “Yo quiero suck my dick.” TFM.
-Tennessee
Not sure that translates the way want it to, chief.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Natty. Jack fell down after too much crown and Jill said, “Oh you’re fratty.” TFM.
–North Carolina
The world will be a better place when you perish from it.
Kneeling on the mini-golf course so you can use your club as a long putter. TFM.
-South Carolina
Hopefully one of your friends drop-kicked you in the back.
Positioning your iPhone in your frocket so your nipples vibrate every time the slam hits you up. TFM.
-Texas
Now that’s what I call “sexting.”
Putting a whoopy cushion under the hottest girl in class so no other frat dawgs will talk to her. TAllMineM.
-Tennessee
Power move.
Eating soup with a fork. TFM.
–Anonymous
It’s funny because it can’t be done!
Being eskimo bros with the frathound. TFM.
-Maryland
Gross, dude.
Was wanking my cobra to punishtube the other day and accidentally OG Mudbone’d my ropes into the girl in front of me’s hair. She was impressed by my load and is now my main squeeze. TFM.
-Virginia
Classic fairytale love story, right there.
Sleeping on top of your doghouse. TFM.
I’d rather sleep in a bush than wear that hat.
“How’d last night end up for you?” Not good.
I don’t know what’s worse: her passing out, whoever is poking her with that pole, or whoever climbed the stall to take this photo.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
That Fraturniture video went down a whole different road than what I was expecting. I was pleasantly surprised.
12 years ago at 3:35 pmSuck a huge Okapi dick you worthless piece of interning shit.
12 years ago at 4:53 pmThat douche in the classic Corvette needs a firm kick in the balls for taking that car out in the snow.
12 years ago at 5:44 pmi looked at the comments before the actual column, just to see our shared hate for this inbred intern
12 years ago at 6:08 pmthat pic isnt taken from over the stall, its taken from above the fucking ceiling tiles. A for effort, F for time spent drinking or talking to girls
12 years ago at 6:37 pmI’d let her steal my soul
12 years ago at 6:43 pmIf you are going to post fail Friday so late in the day make sure it is decent.
12 years ago at 7:12 pmHere’s a real chaser with Leanna Decker…you’re welcome: http://vimeo.com/55729855
12 years ago at 8:26 pmi hope to god that girl didnt pass out in a pike house
12 years ago at 10:27 pmIs it just me or is Phi Kappa Tau showing up more and more often on fail fridays?
12 years ago at 10:45 pm