FAIL FRIDAY: Punch In The Balls

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Intentionally breaking my leg in order to get prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a drug addict. You need help.

Being removed as a potential juror because “drinking beer and slamming slams” isn’t the occupation they’re looking for in a juror. TFM.
-Louisiana

“He can’t be on this jury. He’s frat as fuck.” -The Judge

Put my dick in a gordita and told my slam, “Yo quiero suck my dick.” TFM.
-Tennessee

Not sure that translates the way want it to, chief.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Natty. Jack fell down after too much crown and Jill said, “Oh you’re fratty.” TFM.
–North Carolina

The world will be a better place when you perish from it.

Kneeling on the mini-golf course so you can use your club as a long putter. TFM.
-South Carolina

Hopefully one of your friends drop-kicked you in the back.

Positioning your iPhone in your frocket so your nipples vibrate every time the slam hits you up. TFM.
-Texas

Now that’s what I call “sexting.”

Putting a whoopy cushion under the hottest girl in class so no other frat dawgs will talk to her. TAllMineM.
-Tennessee

Power move.

Eating soup with a fork. TFM.
–Anonymous

It’s funny because it can’t be done!

Being eskimo bros with the frathound. TFM.
-Maryland

Gross, dude.

Was wanking my cobra to punishtube the other day and accidentally OG Mudbone’d my ropes into the girl in front of me’s hair. She was impressed by my load and is now my main squeeze. TFM.
-Virginia

Classic fairytale love story, right there.

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Sleeping on top of your doghouse. TFM.

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I’d rather sleep in a bush than wear that hat.

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American gargoyle geed.

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Let it all out, buddy.

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Who wants s’mores?

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“How’d last night end up for you?” Not good.

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Right in the raisins.

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Land of the free.

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Wait for it…

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I don’t know what’s worse: her passing out, whoever is poking her with that pole, or whoever climbed the stall to take this photo.

Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…

  1. Canada

    That Fraturniture video went down a whole different road than what I was expecting. I was pleasantly surprised.

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm
  2. LuccheseAXP

    That douche in the classic Corvette needs a firm kick in the balls for taking that car out in the snow.

    12 years ago at 5:44 pm
  3. 6 Foot 3 Putt

    i looked at the comments before the actual column, just to see our shared hate for this inbred intern

    12 years ago at 6:08 pm
  4. ScotchRocks

    that pic isnt taken from over the stall, its taken from above the fucking ceiling tiles. A for effort, F for time spent drinking or talking to girls

    12 years ago at 6:37 pm