FAIL FRIDAY

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  1. Fratpublican_Reagan

    I have NEVER, EVER laughed so hard while watching a youtube video. Watched this during class with a stiff buzz and got the whole class watching over my shoulder. Keep this up,this is comedy at its finest.

    14 years ago at 1:42 pm
      1. Sal Naturale

        Do you realize that you’re reply to a comment that was made six years ago?

        7 years ago at 11:46 am
    1. CaddyFrat

      I’m from San Jose, but go to school on the east coast. The west coast needs to learn what fratty is.

      14 years ago at 3:34 am
  2. DamntJerry

    Sigma nu is NF? Yet were top tier at a majority of schools in the south? Right…

    14 years ago at 8:00 am
  3. FratwallJackson

    I’d rather die than go to school at San Jose State. They’ve probably never heard of Bourbon.

    14 years ago at 12:00 pm
  4. Pledgendary

    If I were Sigma Nu, I’d show this video at rush and give all the kids who stood up and left bids.

    14 years ago at 12:58 pm