FAIL FRIDAY

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  1. Robert S Fratnamara

    AS much as I don’t like this video (really, guys?), I feel compelled to defend some fellow Snakes… So good job… just don’t let it happen again. It really hurts our credibility here in the South when you do. Just saying….

    14 years ago at 6:57 pm
  2. Dr Unk

    No we’re not a hood we’re not a gang we’re not a crew. We’re a fraternity, the brothers of Sigma Nu.

    pretty damn catchy. still geed as fuck though.

    14 years ago at 12:19 pm
  3. Bye Bye GDI

    “Just because you’re not the president or vice president….doesn’t mean you can’t do something like this” Wow, just wow.

    14 years ago at 8:08 am
  4. FratThatAssUp

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    10 years ago at 11:11 am