FAIL FRIDAY
14 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  5. ToKiLoKi

    They look like Taco Bell drive-thru workers.
    I’ll have 2 baja chalupas and a large Dr. Pepper

    14 years ago at 4:01 am
    1. winning civil wars

      Sigma Nu was created because its founders were scared of hazing. Their #1 principle is not hazing.

      14 years ago at 4:33 pm
    3. Private Schools

      Most fraternities take an “anti-hazing” stance nationally. They have to since everyone (government, IFCs, etc.) has become such pussies about hazing and it’s the only way for a national fraternity to not get fucked if a chapter gets in trouble for it. But that certainly doesn’t mean that there aren’t chapters of those fraternities that still haze anyway.

      14 years ago at 8:48 pm
    4. Capt Sigma Nu

      Winning Civil Wars,
      MY founders stood up to the BS of the time. They were actual civil war vets and the “frat stars” of their day (I’m sure if they had Frat-hoes and slam pieces in 1869 Lexington my guys would have the market). All kidding aside, they were outsiders at VMI(i.e. non-Virginians weren’t admitted till after the War of Northern Aggression). Bottomline: Our #1 principles are Love, Honor, and Truth (LHT). The anti-hazing thing is just a more politically correct way of saying we were founded against Alpha Tau Omega (a true rivalry that runs deep, especially in southern chapters).

      14 years ago at 11:56 pm
    6. Capt Sigma Nu

      Hey Tau,
      Where is your national HQs again? That’s right, not in Lexington (or anywhere close to VA for that matter). Take a trip to VMI and tell me who the bastard child really is.

      14 years ago at 2:08 am
    7. SEC

      Yeah, since the number one thing that matters is where your fraternity’s Headquarters are located? Stop bitching because you couldn’t get a bid anywhere else and realize that we pity Sigma Nu.

      14 years ago at 2:27 am
    8. pinkplaidandpearls

      Actually the Alpha chapter is no longer at VMI. It is right next door at Washington and Lee.

      14 years ago at 4:22 pm
  7. Capt Sigma Nu

    So I just watched the video again…I guess that is just how west coast guys rage. Not my thing but whatever! LHT

    14 years ago at 9:10 am
  8. booze haze slam

    HOLD UP!!! i went to their youtube and saw where none of you pussies went on thre and told them what a bunch of pussies they were! haha fucking cowards! I almost created a youtube account just to bash you fucking geeds. YES i also think sigma nu suck! ike it has already been said those confederate men who died would fucking drown you in a pool of piss! bunch a pussies!

    14 years ago at 9:34 am
    2. George Fratington

      comments have to be approved before they can get added to their video, but someone definitely needs to tell them they’re on TFM

      14 years ago at 9:51 am
    4. DerekHuff

      I know some ppl that go there, I’ll make sure they break the news to these low-lifes

      14 years ago at 1:36 pm
    5. Fratter than Fuck

      I don’t think they could handle this site…the level frat would make their heads explode

      14 years ago at 4:44 pm
    2. Cut Em All Frat

      Yeah, except There is nothing multicultural about our chapters in the South. Trust me when I say, just about every fraternity has an equally embarrassing chapter some where (odds are, also in California).

      14 years ago at 9:33 am
  11. blue and blue

    These are fraternity guys in California, Reallllllyyyyy???? No wonder my heart kept me in the good old south. Didn’t see one classy girl in that video… go figure.

    14 years ago at 2:54 pm