FAIL FRIDAY
14 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

    1. BROkies1869

      terrible where? I am a member at the chapter in arkansas and damn proud to be. fuck you, you ignorant waste to all society

      14 years ago at 6:48 pm
    2. Shitheads inc

      A girl once described the EN chapter at Arkansas to me like this: “They’re a bunch of nerds from high school who think they’re finally cool because they’re in a fraternity.” Good description in my opinion. Have fun being irrelevant.

      14 years ago at 11:22 am
    3. Count Fratula

      Hahaha that cuts deep coming from a guy who calls himself a shit head. Have fun being irrelevant

      14 years ago at 11:30 pm
    1. pinkplaidandpearls

      It is funny. But I can’t get over his shirt being longer than many of my dresses.

      14 years ago at 4:25 pm
  7. Sigma Nu Until I Die

    Not my chapter, but I respect these guys. They clearly don’t give a shit what y’all think either. TFTC

    14 years ago at 6:37 pm
    1. grigsby

      I agree, not my fraternity or my style, but these guys hearts’ are in the right place. There’s alot more fratting hard than where you were born or the way you dress and these guys nailed it.

      14 years ago at 9:40 pm
  11. Year Around Frat

    I respect the Sigma Nu’s in the video. I’m sure my fraternity at some schools are like this. Definitely NF yet a TFM at the same time.

    14 years ago at 1:46 am
    1. some jackass

      you are gay. i went to supreme chapter one time, definitely only got along with certain chapters. they were extremely easy to spot.

      14 years ago at 3:33 am
    3. Year Around Frat

      Okay I just reread what you said and It seems like you were talking about a national event. Either way a true fraternity man respects his fellow brothers regardless of the way they dress.

      14 years ago at 3:21 pm