FAIL FRIDAY
14 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

    1. James Frank Fratkins

      Did a Sigma Nu fuck your girlfriend or something? You seem to be harboring a hateful grudge… slightly homosexual how much you seem to care about hating on Sigma Nu.

      14 years ago at 11:02 am
    2. Fratdraig Harrington

      Seriously, if you want to hate on SJSU, fine, but don’t take it out on Sigma Nu as a fraternity. Do you really think your fraternity’s chapter in Northern California is going to be “FaF”?

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    3. Fratabama

      simply saying something is NF is nowhere even close to having a homosexual obsession with something.

      It’s ok to feel embarrassed about these GDIs being your brothers. I would too, and I’m sure there is a chapter like this of my fraternity. But there’s no reason to think that he has a homosexual obsession with sigma nu because he called it NF. That was one of the biggest overreactions ever.

      14 years ago at 1:24 pm
    3. Papa_Frat

      I was just about to ask when affirmative action started applying to fraternities.

      14 years ago at 1:03 pm
  5. MaverEK1401

    *Sigma Nu does not recommend the use of or condone flat brims, “grillz,” rapping, or any other related activities.

    If you have any of these symptoms, please do NOT consult your local chapter house. You will NOT receive a bid.

    14 years ago at 7:12 pm
  7. mortal komFRAT

    Every frat has a shit chapter or two guess theirs are just the worst. Theirs are just apparently not only in Georgia. Real shame heard they were decent about 20 years ago.

    14 years ago at 1:17 am
    1. James Frank Fratkins

      Says the douche who just used “Frat” as a noun. It seems that you omitted some key words or you were simply having an extremely difficult time forming a sentence which leads me to believe that you are obviously not from a school with any type of status or even a strong Greek community. I hope you are having a blast at community college… you are an embarrassment to my state and Fraternity men as a whole.

      So remember, “Theirs are just apparently not only in Georgia.” or whatever the fuck that means you white trash piece of GDI shit. You belong at San Jose State. “Real shame your mother didn’t abort you about 20 years ago.”

      14 years ago at 5:48 am
    3. classandsass

      For one, only geeds say “lol”. Second, this site is no joke and obviously you’re a pathetic GDI if you think so.

      14 years ago at 3:26 pm
    4. Frat Boy Slim

      I find it difficult to fathom why anyone would give mortal komFRAT’s post and Southern Improper’s comment that much shit. They are neither unreasonable nor hostile.

      The internet allows cowards like you to spew vitriol without fear of reprecussions. However in doing so, you characterize yourself as one of two types of people. A. A pathetic loser who has nothing better to do than rip people down online or B. A cruel worthless specimen of humanity who derives satisfaction from making others feel bad.

      Either way, you do the world a disservice with your existence. I can promise you that if you tried tearing someone down like that anywhere within earshot of me, I’d lay your ass out pretty fucking fast.

      14 years ago at 5:05 pm
    5. Fratonymous

      Accusing others of spewing “vitriol without fear of reprecussions” and then threatening to “lay your ass out pretty fucking fast” – NF

      and it’s repercussions*

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    7. Frat Boy Slim

      Ah well the typo is embarrassing.

      But I don’t see how my statement that I would lay out some douchebag that’s trying to tear someone down really detracts from my message that that douchebag is a bad person. My desire to lay his ass out doesn’t change the fact that he’s a douchebag.

      And by the way, wearing cargo shorts is NF. Calling a situation in which someone has a perceived inconsistency in their argument NF is retarded. Frattiness has no place in rhetoric.

      14 years ago at 1:07 am
    8. James Frank Fratkins

      frat boy slim sucks the fat one. you need an appointment with dr. phil you sensitive dick sucker.

      14 years ago at 3:04 am
    2. George M Fratterson

      BAHAHA! Good call sir.

      Thank god Im not but if I was a Sigma Nu Id be calling my nationals asking them to either take the San jose charter or mine. two options.

      14 years ago at 7:21 pm