FAIL FRIDAY: Peeing In The Pool
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Showing up to formal in a bow tie, Chubbies, and boat shoes. Only those things. TFM.
-New York
No shirt, no jacket, no friends.
Using $100 bills as coasters. TFM.
-South Carolina
A wildly inaffective use of perfectly good currency.
The instantly sobering moment you get when your mom calls at night even though you just killed an 8th and snorted a line of Molly. TFM.
–Texas
You really know how to take things to the next level.
Told her I needed a sample of her stool, but I had to use my frat stick to collect it. TGeniusM.
-Tennessee
The title of “genius” is just being thrown around all willy-nilly.
Giving bad training advice to GDI’s in the weight room. TFM.
-Texas
“Perfect squat form is when your knees are bent 90 degrees, and you’re leaned forward with your stomach is touching your thighs.”
Spend all night making shirts that say “I Eat Pussy” with your frat letters below it on a pink tongue. TFM!
-Wisconsin
Yeah, those are totally gonna kill on campus.
Getting out of the shower and dropping your towel in front of your bros and yelling, “Welcome to Weinerville, boys!!!” TFM.
-Tennessee
You’re the mayor of Weinerville.
Practicing your fraternity songs at work being more important than the actual job. TFM.
–Utah
Sounds like a model employee that everyone respects and enjoys being around.
Accidentally touching dicks while double teaming a sorostitute with one of your bros because you both went for her butthole at the same time and then politely arguing that the other brother should go first while the slam anxiously awaits a pounding. TotalFratMove.
-Pennsylvania
“No, after YOU! I insist!”
Inviting your slam over for a three course meal, but only serving her three helpings of your frat meat. TFratMeatM.
-Oklahoma
Well you can never have enough frat meat. It’s at the top of the food pyramid.
I’m going to have some weird nightmares for a few days.
Nothing could make me take a beer bong from this guy.
I would withdraw my daughter from the university, and drive her back home.
Finishing your birthday in your birthday suit. TFM.
There’s nothing funny about love.
Probably not the worst place that hand has been.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Solid Timing
12 years ago at 10:37 amPosted before noon. Impressive.
12 years ago at 10:38 amThat being said, fuck you intern!
Why isn’t this comment at the top?
12 years ago at 10:32 pmWow, looks like tke really lost it this past week. Oh and f*ck pike.
12 years ago at 10:39 amF*ck…really guy?
12 years ago at 1:57 pm^ seriously what is this? The Chive?
11 years ago at 1:57 amThat is way too much foam for a beer bong. Clearly he wasn’t hazed enough as a pledge.
12 years ago at 10:41 amIneffective* you stupid fucking intern.
12 years ago at 10:41 amWay to not suck this time intern
12 years ago at 10:43 amJorts are well represented in this one
12 years ago at 10:44 amGuy who didn’t make it to the bathroom definitely got raped.
12 years ago at 10:46 amhaha the duck is biting that guys nip
12 years ago at 10:46 amMr. TFM fathered that shark
12 years ago at 10:46 amMrTFM’s son, Total F.Move Jr., would never eat homer simpson
12 years ago at 10:49 amDad?
12 years ago at 11:44 am^ I lol’d
12 years ago at 1:46 am