FAIL FRIDAY: Permanent Stains
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

One time my cousin and I got a picture with the guy who played Shawn on “Boy Meets World.” TFM.

That’s really great. Thanks for sharing.

Beat the living crap outta my bro for reading my journal! TFM.

I wish I knew what inspires you people to send in stuff like this.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a girl, make fuck. TFM.

Wise advice from a wise man.

Making sure I have at least a 14-inch inseam in my shorts so my John Cockton doesn’t fall out. TFM.

Calling your penis “John Cockton.” TFM.

Producing so much semen that you ruin the delicate pH balance of your slam’s vagina. TFM.

Really gross, dude.

Seeing the brothers are all wearing cardigans down to dinner, and going to get your cardigan too. TFM.

#CardiganGang

Fucking the officer’s daughter who gave you a situation. TFM.

I think you mean “citation,” but whatever.

First wall post on TFM! Excited to be a part of the site! TFM.

Get the fuck out and never come back.

People say man’s best friend is the canine, but tell that to my ferret that cuddles with me every night. TFM.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Legally changing your last name to Vines, so that when you have a kid you can name him Vineyard. TFM.

You, sir, are an idiot, and I weep for your children.

Neeeeerds.
Neeeeerds.
Can't see the haters.
Can’t see the haters.
Just a squirrel tryna get a nut.
Just a squirrel tryna get a nut.
No, no you're not.
No, no you’re not.
Just oozing sexuality.
Just oozing sexuality.
You boys are just the cutest!
You boys are just the cutest!
Leaning Tower of Goobers.
Leaning Tower of Goobers.
Spring break foreva, y'all.
Spring break foreva, y’all.
So fucking amped for philanthropy!
So fucking amped for philanthropy!
I have no words.
I have no words.
That door didn't stand a chance.
That door didn’t stand a chance.

Interesting situation here. Very interesting.

You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
The bathroom is the worst room in which to end your night.
The bathroom is the worst room in which to end your night.
Down for the count.
Down for the count.
No shame in his pants peeing game.
No shame in his pants peeing game.
Hey guy you've got something on your face.
Hey guy you’ve got something on your face.

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When You Accidentally Lock Your Sassy Dog In The Car

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  3. Broshire

    Shoulda put a picture of W.R. Bolen still trying to promote his book after 3 years on fail Friday.

    10 years ago at 11:50 am
  8. Fraiking

    “When You Accidentally Lock Your Sassy Dog In The Car” This sentence should never exist.

    10 years ago at 12:14 pm
  9. Drunk Patty Kane

    I’m sorry but “Making sure I have at least a 14-inch inseam in my shorts so my John Cockton doesn’t fall out. TFM.” was fucking hilarious.

    10 years ago at 12:19 pm
  10. AEKDBallin

    Two things.
    First: I feel bad for saying this, but THANK YOU for the sailboats.
    Secondly: “Chief” (6 pics from the bottom) may seriously be dead. Looks like he is bleeding into a pool of his own piss…

    10 years ago at 12:58 pm