FAIL FRIDAY: Permanent Swag

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Putting whiskey in your protein shakes. TFM. Putting vodka in your smoothies. TSM. Putting whiskey in your vodka. TFTC.
-Texas

Your insides are rotting.

Just asked a pledge, “Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you’re at risk for cancer?” so this fucktard puts his hand up to his face and pressed his hand forward, basically making him smack himself! What a dumbass! TFM2013.
-New York

You are this generation’s Robert Frost.

Telling your slampiece that you will only go down on her if she shaves her bush into a confederate flag. TFM.
-Wisconsin

The best vagina is racist vagina.

Not letting dyslexia keep you from being a frat star. TMF.
-Oklahoma

Don’t laugh, you sickos.

Making the only pledge with braces eat jawbreakers until his brackets fall off. TFM.
-Georgia

Damn son. That is not cool.

Gettin’ trashed off Peach Schnapps with my bitch, making her cry watching Ole Yeller, then using her tears as butt loob for my frenis. TFTC. TSlambangerSuckMyFrenisM.
-Georgia

You sir, belong in an institution.

Slurping down beers, and then slurping down vag juice later. TFM.
-Anonymous

You should’ve at least made this rhyme. Lunatic.

Having the best looking actives and pledge class. TFM.
-Texas

HAHAHA what a loser.

Fingerbanging your TA while your whole quiz section watches. TFM.
-Wisconsin

That’s probably pretty awkward.

Chemotherapy my frock so I don’t have to shave it. TFM.
-Oregon

Good God…

Man, I feel like a woman.

Creepy hill people.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Anal.

Didn’t quite make it to the bathroom.

Does a geed shit in the woods?

Drunk as shit.

Scholars. Athletes. Philanthropists. Homeless.

Pussy killer.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Hey bro, your legs are on fire.